@Eli-the-transboi group
well then
chaos
hooray…
XD
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✨dRaMaTiC✨ Insults, Power of the Chancla, Large Fonts, Duolingo Threats, Chicky Babies, and Cheesecake: The Saga of the Chicken (This chat is discontinued, move onto part 2 of this please.)
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@IamNOTachickenok
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@Nightmare_Eclipse language
well then
chaos
hooray…
XD
:>
@IamNOTachickenok
WINTER AND PICKLES
COME FORTH
@False-andrew flash_on
IM REFERRING TO ~ME~, PEASANT
idiots.
IMBECILE I AM THE ONE TRUE RULER HERE
CRUSTY PIECE OF NON-SALVAGABLE VINEGAR CHAPSTICK SMOTHERED IN INFLUENZA, WE KNOW THE TRUE LEADER IS I
Undercooked steak grinch faced salmonella riddled maggot
I AM ROYALLY HIGHER THAN YOU, YOU OVER-CEILINGED SMALL-CHEEKED SQUIRREL RIDER
SURE YOU ARE YOU TWO-FACED HALF-BAKED NO-MILKSHAKE MY STEROIDS BRING ALL THE BOYS TO THE YARD CUS THEY'RE GYM BOYS NO SIGNIFICANT OTHER HAVING YELLOW TOOTHED POTBELLIED PIG
ADMITTING THE TRUTH, ARE YOU, YOU
OVER-WIPED NEON PIECE OF SOFTWARE INFESTED WITH RABIES FROM YOUR AUNT WHO RECENTLY GOT DIAGNOSED WITH DEMENTIA SO FORGETS HER CAT EXISTS SO IT sNoRtED YOUR SCENT, FOLLOWED YOU AND TRACKED YOU DOWN TO YOUR COLLEGE DORMR BECAUSE YOURE TRYING TO GET A COMPUTER SCIENCE DEGREEEEEEEEEEEE
JOKES ON YOU I ALREADY HAVE A DEGREE IN COUNCELING AND PSYCHOLOGY SO GET EFFED YOU FLIGHTLESS BOW LEGGED TRYING TO GO TO COMMUNITY COLLEGE FOR DA HOES TURNIP TOED GREY EYED FREAKY FRIDAY HEADASS LOOKING LIKE A FURRY GOT TARRED, FEATHERED AND DROWNED WITH A DILDO IN ITS ASS
@Nightmare_Eclipse language
that got violent
@False-andrew flash_on
(I have nothing against furries btw)
@Eli-the-transboi group
IM REFERRING TO ~ME~, PEASANT
idiots.
IMBECILE I AM THE ONE TRUE RULER HERE
CRUSTY PIECE OF NON-SALVAGABLE VINEGAR CHAPSTICK SMOTHERED IN INFLUENZA, WE KNOW THE TRUE LEADER IS I
Undercooked steak grinch faced salmonella riddled maggot
I AM ROYALLY HIGHER THAN YOU, YOU OVER-CEILINGED SMALL-CHEEKED SQUIRREL RIDER
SURE YOU ARE YOU TWO-FACED HALF-BAKED NO-MILKSHAKE MY STEROIDS BRING ALL THE BOYS TO THE YARD CUS THEY'RE GYM BOYS NO SIGNIFICANT OTHER HAVING YELLOW TOOTHED POTBELLIED PIG
ADMITTING THE TRUTH, ARE YOU, YOU
OVER-WIPED NEON PIECE OF SOFTWARE INFESTED WITH RABIES FROM YOUR AUNT WHO RECENTLY GOT DIAGNOSED WITH DEMENTIA SO FORGETS HER CAT EXISTS SO IT sNoRtED YOUR SCENT, FOLLOWED YOU AND TRACKED YOU DOWN TO YOUR COLLEGE DORMR BECAUSE YOURE TRYING TO GET A COMPUTER SCIENCE DEGREEEEEEEEEEEE
JOKES ON YOU I ALREADY HAVE A DEGREE IN COUNCELING AND PSYCHOLOGY SO GET EFFED YOU FLIGHTLESS BOW LEGGED TRYING TO GO TO COMMUNITY COLLEGE FOR DA HOES TURNIP TOED GREY EYED FREAKY FRIDAY HEADASS LOOKING LIKE A FURRY GOT TARRED, FEATHERED AND DROWNED WITH A DILDO IN ITS ASS
BRO FUCKING CHILL-
@Nightmare_Eclipse language
(This is so amazing to read LOL)
@Nightmare_Eclipse language
Reminder to refrain from swearing please…. :)
@False-andrew flash_on
did my best i promise ;-;
@Eli-the-transboi group
Reminder to refrain from swearing please…. :)
Oop sorry-
@Nightmare_Eclipse language
Reminder to refrain from swearing please…. :)
Oop sorry-
You're fine :)
@IamNOTachickenok
IM REFERRING TO ~ME~, PEASANT
idiots.
IMBECILE I AM THE ONE TRUE RULER HERE
CRUSTY PIECE OF NON-SALVAGABLE VINEGAR CHAPSTICK SMOTHERED IN INFLUENZA, WE KNOW THE TRUE LEADER IS I
Undercooked steak grinch faced salmonella riddled maggot
I AM ROYALLY HIGHER THAN YOU, YOU OVER-CEILINGED SMALL-CHEEKED SQUIRREL RIDER
SURE YOU ARE YOU TWO-FACED HALF-BAKED NO-MILKSHAKE MY STEROIDS BRING ALL THE BOYS TO THE YARD CUS THEY'RE GYM BOYS NO SIGNIFICANT OTHER HAVING YELLOW TOOTHED POTBELLIED PIG
ADMITTING THE TRUTH, ARE YOU, YOU
OVER-WIPED NEON PIECE OF SOFTWARE INFESTED WITH RABIES FROM YOUR AUNT WHO RECENTLY GOT DIAGNOSED WITH DEMENTIA SO FORGETS HER CAT EXISTS SO IT sNoRtED YOUR SCENT, FOLLOWED YOU AND TRACKED YOU DOWN TO YOUR COLLEGE DORMR BECAUSE YOURE TRYING TO GET A COMPUTER SCIENCE DEGREEEEEEEEEEEE
JOKES ON YOU I ALREADY HAVE A DEGREE IN COUNCELING AND PSYCHOLOGY SO GET EFFED YOU FLIGHTLESS BOW LEGGED TRYING TO GO TO COMMUNITY COLLEGE FOR DA HOES TURNIP TOED GREY EYED FREAKY FRIDAY HEADASS LOOKING LIKE A FURRY GOT TARRED, FEATHERED AND DROWNED WITH A DILDO IN ITS ASS
WELL THEN YOU DRY-PUMICED OVERSIZED jUiCy LEMON (because it's an angryyyyyy, lemon, its an angry. lemon.) WITH eXpO mArKeR iNk INFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUSEEEEEEEEDDDD
@Nightmare_Eclipse language
Chicken and I must vanish for a while, farewell :)
@Eli-the-transboi group
XDDDDDD
@False-andrew flash_on
alright thats good cus chicken was about to get rottisserie roasted
@Eli-the-transboi group
alright thats good cus chicken was about to get rottisserie roasted
XDDDDDDDD deep fried-
@False-andrew flash_on
alright thats good cus chicken was about to get rottisserie roasted
XDDDDDDDD deep fried-
baked into a casserole lol
@Eli-the-transboi group
alright thats good cus chicken was about to get rottisserie roasted
XDDDDDDDD deep fried-
baked into a casserole lol
WITH GREEN BEANS
@just_gabs_needs_springtime group
gives Eli some cheesecake
Sorry Nightmare stole ur popcornDON'T APOLOGIZE FOR ME
…. Do you want some cheesecake too?
yes
Cheesecake 🍰
@False-andrew flash_on
YEAH
@Nightmare_Eclipse language
BTW chicken is plotting things and peoples are likely to get kidnapped
hide your cheesecake!
@Eli-the-transboi group
O.o
@IamNOTachickenok
BTW chicken is plotting things and peoples are likely to get kidnapped
hide your cheesecake!
I know where you live, and will not hesitate to glitterbomb you, Nightmare.
@CinnamonTheHouseplant
BTW chicken is plotting things and peoples are likely to get kidnapped
hide your cheesecake!I know where you live, and will not hesitate to glitterbomb you, Nightmare.
Grabs popcorn
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poofs in with coffee I left for school and come back to more threats. Amazing sips coffee
@just_gabs_needs_springtime group
hurriedly loads my cheesecake cart i am ready to evacuate should the need arise.
grabs Viking battle axe
But I will defend my cheesecakes
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pulls out sword I shall also defend the cheesecakes
@IamNOTachickenok
*stares at nightmare with glitterbomb in wing *
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