forum Apocalypse Roleplay OOC Chat (private)

Started September 22, 2022 by @Fraust

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Another headcannon: Shaun has a cat shrine in the trunk of his car

NO HE WOULD LITERALLY, he'd totally make a shrine for his cat-

:0 MY PHONE AUTOCORRECTED HIM TO ITS. HELP

Jax will be staying far away from this man. And all of them. New people scare him. He’s like a skittish deer

ITS CANNON JESSE DOESNT LIKE LIME JELLO AKDJFAJDFAKDFJADF

Shaun doesn't pray to a God before meals and at night, he prays to his cat

He prays to the cat that just appeared in his apartment one day and could scratch his eyes out while he's sleeping if he's not careful-

Omg, Fish is probably a trained assassin

She's a lethal dangerous assassin, completely conscious, which is why Shaun was talking to her- he knew all along-/j

Shaun's secretly terrified of her 0.0

He is, he has to offer her sustenance in exchange for another day to live

Shaun's time is on a ticking clock only Fish has access to

Plot twist Jesse tries to eat the cat but the cat eats her

The cat turned out to be a government assigned secret agent all along

HAHAHS Shaun just happened to adopt a government agent and she's not happy about it

The cat is what caused the zombie apocalypse 0,0

The animals cause the zombie apocalypse. Phoenix is bad offing her owner tho

She started it in hopes that he would die so that she could be free 0-O

I generated some too lol

HAHSHSH THESE ARE SO CANON

Shaun: I'm so tired of this life. I want to be a roomba. I want knives taped to me. And I want to be set loose.

Shaun: BEHOLD, the field in which I grow my fucks! Lay thine eyes upon it, and thou shalt see that it is barren!

Jesse : The waiter at Olive Garden has been grating my cheese for 6 hours now, waiting for me to say when. Customers are screaming. Three people have died.
Jesse : I will not yield.

Jesse : cocks gun Go to Bed. This is no longer a request, This is now a Threat.

"they get sad when they fight" YES AHHAHAA

Cherry: Hold the fuck up!
Also Cherry: Im the fuck up. Please hold me

Fbi: you're under arrest for being so darn cute!!
Shauns cat: 0.0
Fbi: Just kidding we know you killed that man

Shaun: You ever meet someone who is the human form of crumbs on your bed?
Jesse: ….

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Jesse: Is it still murder if i give them a heads up?
Cherry: That's a threat 0-0

XDD

I generated some too lol

Wtf is this?!?!

These are so goood 😭😭😭

I generated some too lol

Wtf is this?!?!

You mean the website?