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Started January 19, 2021 by @larcenistarsonist group

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(Laughs in level 52)

Inkalibur

Also Ima riot if they dont bring back the Killer Wail

I sounded out "Inkaliblur" in my head like, eight times before going "OH EXCALIBUR" (i think pls dont hurt me if im wrong)

I think they're bringing back uh what's it called….that special that allows you to throw like bullets of ink? Inkzooka I believe? And in the trailer, there was a squid jumping kinda similar to the Kraken. Which is new because you can't jump like that in Splatoon 2 or in the first game without the special (?). Maybe? I dunno, I never played the first game.

im just gonna wait painfully. i just got to *1 too…

I'm still quite young lmao
I'm like in level 32 or 33

yesss splatoon 1 weaponsssss

literally just like, three days ago i was like "splatoon 3 is never gonna happen" and then i checked my switch articles last night and almost drop kicked my switch across the room.

by the way… at the beginning of the trailer, was that deepsea metro's remains? was it destroyed?

when the nintendo direct was announced, i was like, okay, we're gonna get some splatoon news. either it be an update for splatoon 2 (which we are getting soon, February 24th i believe ) a spin-off, more DLC or Splatoon 3

it did look like it was deepsea metro's remains, didn't it? I'll have to rewatch the trailer. to be honest, i was a little more "concerned" with the upside-down Eiffel Tower

Listen, in the ensuing disaster after Chaos won, the Squid Sisters decided to have a night on the town in Paris and things went a little belly-up. Happens to the best of us!

Whoa WHOA WHOA

BOW AND ARROW?!

GENDER NEUTRAL HAIR STYLES?!

SIGN ME UP

I also want a Pearl and Marie combo

YES AND A COMBO FOR CALLIE AND MARINA

What if Callie, Marie, Marina, and Pearl all host the inkopolis news???

bruh the octoling boy on a news article has hair that looks like Springman and clout glasses ._.

All four idols…a dream come true.

Omg yeah

What if Callie, Marie, Marina, and Pearl all host the inkopolis news???

Ya mean the Splatsville news

Also, Nintendo, I'm not asking for much, but Crusty Sean better show up. Either it be in a cameo or something,

there's splatoon picrews??? how am i just finding out about this???

While we wait for Sploon 3, please have this feral child name Double Egg

He looks like he uses the Inkbrush and then switches to Aerospray when he's losing Turf Wars.

Nah he's a dark tetra main

He will attack god

He's also a coroika character that I love

Me: okay but what if my agent 3 and my agent 8 were girlfriends?

Also me: Agent 4 go brrrrr-

That's exactly what I was thinking about last night. Sorta. In Splatoon 2, Agent 4 is legit the only lonely one. Marina has Pearl. Marie has Callie. And Agent 3 has Agent 8. Nintendo, just give Agent 4 a friend. Please ;-;

No one:
Not even Callie:
Marie: Quick, Marie! Say something to impress Agent 4!
Also Marie: Agent 4 is pretty adorable…

Also, are we going to ignore the fact that Marie is pretty much stalking you throughout the entire game?? And I don't mean just the single-player campaign. I mean throughout the single-player campaign and the multiplayer battles. Also, am I the only one who just realized that Agent 4 is actually 18 ( i thought they were like 14 or something) while Agent 3 is 16 in Splatoon 2?

Honestly yeah I noticed that too

I'm not even sure what you noticed because I wrote too much in that post. So ima just assume you noticed everything I pointed out lmao

Yeah

so i might or might not be hearing Calamari Inkantation over and over…

if you were an octoling you would be dead lol

i accidentally just went through a dead discussion and now i feel awkward .___.

As for the Eiffel Tower that was downside-up in the preview…

I that was where Paris was when the world flooded and the Eiffel tower survived it but is now turned down-side up. Also, everyone in Splatoon 2 rn is like "LOL RIP PARIS XDDD"