forum Claimed Chat Group (Derlik Approved)

Started February 02, 2021 by @ElderGodSwimwithGamers group

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(All the gods: it's a problem filledddddd… philosophyyyyyyy)

(All the claimed: doesn't it go 'problem free?')
(The gods: yes, but that's not how life works)

(Derlik coming out, tits a-blazing: HAKUNA MY TATAS)

(Kye: dad you need to mcfucking stop with your horny bullshit for just five minutes-)

((Some random teenager: sirs this is a McDonalds—))

(Derlik, laughing: My dear son, the day I stop being horny the world will explode :D)
(Kye: How did you say the colon d smiling face out loud????)

(God I love these characters and stories)
(Derlik, standing on top of the table: I ordered a large fry, but all I got were hundreds of little ones!! I'll have your soul for this!!!!)

((The poor teenager who definitely isn’t getting paid minimum wage to put up with shit like this: sir please-))

(Derlik, already trying to set the restaurant on fire: Y o u r s o u l)

(Kye: DAD NO MORE SOULS, JUST GROW THE FRIES AND LET'S GO HOME)

((The teenager who’s probably used to this because this is a McDonalds: sir please don’t set the building on fire I will have to call the authorities-))

(Kye: ahaha that's what you think)

(Derlik, also laughing as he gets down from the table and walks over to the teenager: Now can I get their soul son? We don't need the authorities called~)

((The teenager definitely regretting not calling in sick today: :’D sir please))

(Kye: I mean, you could just take the fries without paying because you can't exactly be told no?)
(Derlik: not moving, just wanting a free soul now)
(Kye: Ugh, fine. But can I hold it on the way home?)

(Derlik, grinning: Okay~!)
(Derlik: just freaking pushes his hand in the teenager's chest and pulls the soul out, handing them to Kye New pet!!)

((The now yeeted teenager: I don’t get payed enough for this :’) ))

(Derlik, patting their head: Now you don't get paid at all, we'll take care of everything you'll ever need~)

(Kye: Don't worry, I don't think of you as a pet. We can be friends! I promise dad can be nice sometimes.)

((Tired gen z teen who doesn’t get payed enough to care: ….okay then???))

(_{I already love this teenager help it's happening again I'm too attached–})
(Derlik, laughing: Oh this is going to be fun! Shall we head back home?)

((_{dammit me too this is literally a role play in the ooc of a role play chat what’s wrong with us))}

(( _{that’d be iconic ))}

(Kye: Yeah, I think so. I wanna go play with my new friend some.)

(Derlik, grinning: Perfect! Make sure to give them a name, yeah?)

(( _{dammit I want this now ;-;))}

((Child who just got kidnapped adopted: umm?? I have a name already??))

(Kye: Okay!)
(Kye, whispering to the soul: Tell me your name later, and I'll lie and say I came up with it, kay?)