Ivy: you wouldn't get away with calling me an idiot
Liv: Ivy, maybe you could try being nice to these people? You have only just met them, you know
Ivy: whatever. harper, my friends are idiots too, i understand your pain
Ivy: except for you alice. you're the only decent one around here
Liv: What about Jordan😏?
Ivy: Shut up now if you value your ability to think coherently
Harper: Ah, finally, someone who understands the trouble of having dumbasses in place of actual friends.
Haru: Oi Zen did I hear that correctly did Harper just call us dumbasses
Zen: Unfortunately, yes
Jay: Harper does have a point
Amber: Stfu Jay he called you a dumbass too
Jay: Wait… He WHAT
Liv: May I please clarify that we are not dumbasses either?
Ivy: wdym yes you are
Ivy: the other day you literally asked me if i would like to 'play chess'
Harper: I barely know you Ivy but I'm kinda liking the vibes you give off
Jin: Uh Harper
Harper: What
Jin: You might wanna get back to Atlas HQ
Harper; What why
Jin: Anti is trying to eat Zepp's cat
Harper: AGAIN? Fan-fucking-tastic.
JIn: I'll take over for now, don't worry
Harper: Thanks, Jin. You're very reliable
Jin: As you tell me every single moment of every living day
Ivy: i had a cat once. it got ran over
Alice: Oh no, that's terrible! Were you OK?
Ivy: nope but i got over it
Ivy: you get over everything eventually. like when your bff gets killed by an evil poison lady
Liv: Ivy, are you sure you don't want to talk about it?
Ivy: yep. look the mood on the chat just died too
Jin: At least you managed to move past it
Harper: I'm here what's happening am I late
Jin: This isn't Harper is it
Harper: Not it's Anti. I stole Harper's phone
Jin: Thought so
Jin: Did you stop trying to eat Zepp's cat?
Harper: I have it in my mouth
Jin: DROP IT NOW
Harper: Fine…
Jin: Thank god
Jin: Now give Harper his phone back
Harper: Okay okay fine
Ivy: now i'm concerned
Ivy: does the whole eating zepp's cat thing happen a lot
Harper: Yes
Jin: Way too often if you ask me
Anti: I'm just hungry geez
Harper: Shut up, you sorry excuse for an alien
Jin: Woah Harper that's a bit harsh
Harper: Not as harsh as the impact of my fist eventually slamming into Anti's face
Haru: Haha veiled threat
Harper: Fucking watch me
Anti: Oh no
Ivy: if youre hungry i think biscuits are excellent
Liv: Oh god no Ivy please don't start
Ivy: i will do what i like olivia
Bella: nooooooooooooooooooo
Isla: All you others better watch out, once Ivy gets started on biscuits she never stops.
Alice: They are nice though, right?
Ivy: i am biscuit overlord mehehehehe
Anti: What's a biscuit
Jin: Oh god here it comes
Harper: We are NOT going through this spiel again
Anti: But I wanna know what these "biscuit" things are
Harper: You apparently have a phone, so just fucking look it up
Ivy: YOU EAT CATS BUT NOT BISCUITS WHO THE HECK ARE YOU
Liv: Calm down, Ivy, we don't know these people, so we probably shouldn't shout at them…
Ivy: NO I WILL NOT CALM DOWN UNTIL ANTI LEARNS OF THE MAGICAL BEAUTIFUL CELESTIAL FABULOUSNESS THAT IS A BISCUIT
Isla: Why is it that you only use long words when you're angry?
Anti: If you want to know who I am
Anti: My name is Anti
Jin: They're a literal alien
Harper: And please don't question why I have an alien in my gang
Ivy: AWESOME. I wish to be an alien
Liv: isn't the fact that we were all born with powers because of particles in our blood enough for you?
Ivy: frankly no
Harper: Anti's not the only one with interesting stuff going on
Jin: Don't tell me you're gonna start going on and on about how you can rewind and stop time
Harper: You shut your mouth
Ivy: yeah, i guess you could say i am rather interesting.
Harper: I-
Jin: I think Harper was more or less talking about himself
Harper: What the hell do you mean by "more or less"
(Hey guys I know it's fun, but I'm limiting it to one character, so there's no a huge wall of text. Sorry y'all)
Cynthia: Time travel would be a fun thing to have
Harper: It would. All I can do is stop and rewind time, even though the time-stop doesn't work all that well yet- I can only hold it for like,,, 9 seconds before time resumes.
Ivy: that's pretty cool. i don't know anyone else who can do that
Cynthia: So I searched up 'how to get time powers' but that didn't work. so I guess I can't join the club
Ivy: don't stress you can still be in this fabulous group chat😁
Cynthia: Thanks, still trying to figure out who started this group chat
Ivy: yep. probably a mystery we'll never solve
Ivy: still. it proves how fabulous we all are to be invited to this prestigious place
Cynthia: Indeed
Liv: So, Cynthia, nice to meet you! Where are you from?
Cynthia Brookensdale
Ivy: sounds like a kinda cool place. me and these underachievers are from a secret academy where we learn to harness the powers invested in us at birth through training and development, all the while preparing for the future eventuality of an attack on our lives, such as the one that took place in september, killing 17 individuals.
Liv: Um. Wow. You never use long sentences!