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Started November 11, 2020 by @Consider-PB_and_the_Jellies

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Cynthia: If it's a secret should you really be telling me

Cynthia: I hate writing

Liv: No, Ivy should NOT be telling you! Ivy! Stop it!

Ivy: whatever. it's cool. she doesn't seem like a mass murderer. wait. ARE you a mass murderer?

Cynthia: No.

Harper: Gonna randomly hop back in here and say; Good thing you aren't a mass murderer or my gang would've come after you in a heartbeat.

Ivy: what's your favourite method of death guys

Harper: I'm gonna assume you mean murder, and if that's the case, I usually go for a headshot from behind.

Ivy: THANK YOU. most people look at me strangely when i ask that question

Ivy: and yes i do mean murder

Harper: Murder is very common where I'm from, so I'm used to having discussions about topics like that. Plus, I'm surely desensitized to any death-related topics by now since I'm one of the higher-ups in a literal mafia

Ivy: that. is. awesome. your life sounds pretty interesting to say the least

Harper: Trust me, it gets boring after a while- And plus, I now have to take care of like 14 teenage brats (plus one adult brat) who, for the most part, probably don't even know how to properly use any form of weaponry. That's mostly on Zen though. He's almost died like 5 times because he doesn't know how to aim a fucking gun

Dusk: starts reading Pride and Prejudice

Coren: I'm back after a while.

Ivy: i don't have to worry about the whole weaponry thing because our weapons are our powers. and if you want to know how to take care of teenage brats, just take their food away from them until they behave!

Ivy: and hey coren. cool name

Coren: That's a bit overkill, no? Making a kid starve? Do something else. Something that doesn't involve food 'n that kind o' stuff? Maybe take stuff away.

Ivy: and hey coren. cool name

Coren: Thanks!

Ivy: well then…take their biscuit priviledges from them

Ivy: well then…take their biscuit privileges from them

Coren: Or do that! You could just Take away a sweet snack privilege?

Ivy: so. how's life going, everyone?

Coren: I've been better but actually better than usual.

Ivy: what's your favourite method of death guys

Cynthia: Burning?

Harper: I followed the whole "take away a sweet snack privilege" thing and now Zen and Haru won't stop pestering me for a bag of gummy bears. I swear on the Boss' kneecaps, I'm going to go insane one of these days

Cynthia: Day is great I got no homework

Coren: Ah. Those are just like my brothers. They are crazy. Got their sweet tooth from their mom, heh.

Harper: There's a total of 7 trillion nerves in my body, and somehow Zen and Haru manage to get on all of them. Being a Capo really fucking sucks

Cynthia: There's load of people who get on my nerves. Wish everyone of them would dissapear.