I deepwy wegwet making thiws chat! but anyways sewf expwanatowy ; a nowmaw chat, juwst aww of iwt iws in (。◕‿‿◕。) speak! Thiws iws highwy out of chawactew fow me!
(hmm a helpful tool https://lingojam.com/Englishtouwu)
Betcha thiws iws whawt happens whewn quawintine goes own fow too wong? i think i'm okay, but then i make stuff wike thiws…
(one law you must obey, IF YOURE TALKING OUT OF UWUSPEAK USE PARENTHESES….)
Why am i even doing thiws
i'm suffewing
quawantine iws making me duwu questionabwe things
hewp me mistew obamwa
pwease qwq
im dwowning mistew obamwas
Anyway, my wife iws fawwing apawt befowe my vewy peepers
pwobabwy because of thiws cuwsed chat
Hewwo my fewwow bowed peopwes. I have happened tuwu faww down thiws wabbit howe awnd need something tuwu duwu. How iws evewybody doing own thiws wovewy day? (。◕‿‿◕。)
im hungwy and i wanna cwy uwuwuwuwuwu
I'm juwst hungwy awnd i wanna pway animaw cwossing but i cawn't find my switch chawgew
so thawt's fun
pounces on chat and nyotices its posts
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What’s this?
Miwi, (。◕‿‿◕。) have to use (。◕‿‿◕。) speak in thiws chat
Owr pawenthesis
im hungwy and i wanna cwy uwuwuwuwuwu
, no cwy. Be happy awnd evewything wiww be awwight. I'm hewe fow u maddie.
Miwi I don't mwake the wuwes
thiws makes me wawnt tuwu jump off a bwidge
Thwat's bettew, Miwi
an pwease don't juwmp off a bwidge
thiws iws whawt weeks of quawantine does tuwu (。◕‿‿◕。)! quawantine, baby!
im too dwunkj ti enfowce the wuwes wight now
thiws makes me wawnt tuwu jump off a bwidge
same! (。◕‿‿◕。)
syuicide is bodge fow ur heawth
I'm angwy
My chwomebook touchpad is bwoken an the onwy way to fwix it is tuwu westawt the chwomebook
but I have an unswaved fanfwic an if i westawt my chwomebook den it'll be gwone
I'm sorry for what I'm about to do… but
WHY DOES THIS EXIST
why awe (。◕‿‿◕。) bweaking the chat wuwes? (◕‿◕✿)
i am abouwt tuwu bowd the pawentheses wuwe if owne mowe pewson bweaks iwt
@Pickles-KangarooRatEmpress-AndAceSnail
Iwt iws a twuth univewsawwy acknowwedged thawt a singwe man in possession of a good fowtune must be in wawnt of a wife.
Tuwu be ow nowt tuwu be, thawt iws the qwestion.
Fucking muwdew me fow my witewawy cwimes (。◕‿‿◕。)
I wanna die aftew wwiting those abominations.
Dwag me intwo the backyawd awnd shoot me wike owd yewwew