forum Tell me the most beautiful/ wholesome thing about your character

Started July 06, 2019 by Deleted user

tune

Cookies aren’t alive.

XDD IT'S A COOKIE. I could drown it in apple juice if I wanted to

Cookies aren’t alive.

Bet. How do you know? Just cos they can't communicate w/ you doesn't mean that they aren't alive

(this is a joke, if i see anyone actually thinking i'm this stupid i'm suing)

XDD IT'S A COOKIE. I could drown it in apple juice if I wanted to

NO DONT DO THAT

I WILL

ILL CALL THE COPS

I WILL DIP THE COPS IN ORANGE JUICE TOO

What-

YOU HEARD ME. I WILL DO IT

BET
WHEE WHOO WHEE WHOO
HERE THEY COME MF HOPE YA READY

I AM READY

bANG BANG THERE THEY ARE AT YA DOOR
WHOOPS THEY BROKE YA DOOR
CAN'T RUN NOW

COME TO ME I HAVE TWO GALLONS OF JUICE IN MY HAND

THEY WHIP OUT THEIR GUNS HOW YOU GONNA WIN NOW

IMA POUR THIS JUICE ON THE FLOOR

NO WAIT DONT THEYLL SLIP
(I can't tell if that's sarcasm or not)

AND THEY WILL MARINATE THEMSELVES IN THIS GOODNESS

NO! BADNESS! THEY START SHOOTING AT THE JUICE (0 damage)

JUICE WILL FOREVER BE VICTORIOUS

THEY SHOOT AT YA FEET WYD NOW, FOOL?

IM GONNA HIT THE HIGH KNEES

WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS???? XDDD OH M Y G O D I AM WHEEEZING

LMAO XDDD

THEY SHOOT AT YOUR JUICE BOXES HOW YOU GONNA FITE BACK HUH

I GOT JUICE POWDER AND WATER IMA MIX THIS UP

THEY SHOOT AT THE POWDER YOU DONT HAVE ANYMORE

THEY SHOT AT DA POWDER SO IT FALLS ON DA FLOOR SO I POUR SOME SOME WATER ON IT

THEY RAN OUTTA BULLETS, TWO'S GOTTA GO BACK N GET SOME MORE
THE REST ARE TRYNA MOP IT UP WITH SOME TOWELS
THEN THEY THROW THE TOWELS AT YA

I SQUEEZE THE JUICE OUT OF THE TOWELS