Through muffled noises, you hear.
"Some of it made it into my mouth!" And then I take the pie off, and eat it.

Comes over and helps eat it

I cut out the parts with my face in it, and eat those. Handing the rest to you.

I hide alone in a cave in the hills and bake 70,000,000 more pies and talk to a weather dragon so the pie raining commences and before you know it there are floods of pies all over

Thank you weather dragon.
I get hit by 20-30 pies per second, and I look like a fucking mess

"What has this topic become!?"
Dies from laughing too hard.

IT HAS BECOME A PIE

Do you hail the meal of the pie god?

I am the pie god.
pulls out a staff made of pie.

WE ARE THE PIE GODS. WE MUST SEND A HERO TO FIND MORE PIE.

I BROUGHT ICE CREAM

YES, BRING FORWARD THE SACRIFICE TO THE GODS OF PIE.

The old woman, maker of pie, awaits on the guarded mountain… Send forth a hero deserving of the pie.

TO MY GLORIOUS REIGN OF PIE ALL HAIL THE OLD WOMAN, PIENELOPE, MAKER OF THE PIES

IT IS A HELOOO BUT WITH DOODLES

It looks amazing! _{I've never had pie, don't kill me please}

0.0 wow

It's beautiful did you draw it???

Yep 😄

You are worthy. The pie is yours, carry my legacy well. Jumps off a cliff in a blaze of glory, whilst pies fall down around everyone

May BrennaKadvsky's soul forever rest in peace. We thank them for their sacrifice.

The ghost of Brenna watches These children are worthy of my pie. Let them feast in responsibility as they share the pie with the world. Soon the entire world will know of pie… in all it's many flavors. The world is like a pie… So many flavors, so many kinds of crust. And so little frosting… but so much sugar.

"Oh boy, what flavor!"

PIE FLAVOR

I want that to be song
something really snappy and just listing possible pie flavors for over three minutes…

[100 years latter]
The gods of pie send a hero to find to the ghost of Brenna, for the pie that once was so plentiful was now becoming sparse.

The ghost is drifting sadly across the land, searching for a remainder of the pie. Or someone worthy of learning…
THE RECIPE OF THE GOLDEN PIE Upon seeing the hero, the ghost again remembers the glorious days of before… when pie rained from above and the world was at peace.

But the hero does not see Brenna, for they are blind to the world of the gods, they are to young to remember the good old days when pie rained from the skies and the gods watched over the people with prosperity and pride.

NOOOO! Brenna's wails echo around the world and the three elderly wise men who remember the olden days are again reminded of those days. They know they must find the hero and show him Brenna, or pie will never return… Also Brenna questions her decision to jump off a cliff just because a worthy person found her house.

The hero guided by the old men see the ghost of Brenna, who teach them the secrets of the pie.