forum School RP 2 (Closed Stalkers are welcome even if I still don't believe they exist...)

Started December 03, 2018 by Deleted user

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Death. But that's normal.

It wasn't a question, it was a statement but would a high five cure your death?

I'd prefer a hug, tbh

HUGS THE JACKS!

Geez fine I was being less invasive but WHATEVER. Darebear hugs the shit out of Jacks.

Don't squeeze too hard, I'm a tube of blood toothpaste and I don't want to ruin my sweatpants.

Do you think we could squeeze all the blood out? And then you wouldn't have a period?

That sentence sounds both really psychotic and just really curious depending on how you read it.

Yeah….

Well logically, no you can't that's not how that works at all…

…Let me dream Darren. Let me dream.

But… the uterine lining sheds… so.. logically… when it comes back… you can't just squeeze it all out… so……

…….endometrium and stuff……

….I WANNA DREAM!

But… that's not a good dream I was gonna say not a valid dream… it makes no sense…

But then there would be no pain.

THE PAIN OF BEING SQUEEZED SO HARD THAT YOUR UTERUS FALLS OUT…

IT WOULD OBLY BE ONCE THOUGH!

Losing an organ… without ant medical interference would be forever pain. You'd probably die actually.

…But no more periods…

Fun story, I was just playing tug with Sydney and she get really frustrated when she can't beat me. You know she get's frustrated because she makes weird noises but she figured out how to beat me…

Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

She just jumps up and nails me between the legs as hard as she can so I fall to the ground and wonder if I'm ever gonna have kids…
A normal dog would do it once and not think of it but no no.. .not a border collie. they're smart. So now everytime I play tug with her she kicks me in the balls…

Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

NO NO. Not Aw. I'm dying.

Delilah seems to think it's hilarious…

I also find it hilarious. Good Sydney.

BAD SYDNEY!

Did jacks go to bed? Because that makes it difficult to RP…

NO SHE IS THE BESTEST MOST SMARTEST GIRL!

Probably…

Also I'm lazy and this is where we last RPed