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@Sterling_Silver

Ah, well… Um…

That's unsettling.

I feel threatened.

No! Misfit, stop scaring him!

He'll live.
I mean, his characters might not, but he will.

Are you sure…

Absolutely not.

Shame on you. You should be ASHAMED of yourself, you horrible person XD

You say that as if you've never killed anyone before. XD

Well… we don't need to talk about those times. I'm a perfectly normal, innocent person, and I don't understand why you have to be so mean!

Who defines mean? XD

The dictionary, I think…

@Moriarty

Ah, well… Um…

That's unsettling.

I feel threatened.

No! Misfit, stop scaring him!

He'll live.
I mean, his characters might not, but he will.

Are you sure…

Absolutely not.

Shame on you. You should be ASHAMED of yourself, you horrible person XD

You say that as if you've never killed anyone before. XD

Well… we don't need to talk about those times. I'm a perfectly normal, innocent person, and I don't understand why you have to be so mean!

Who defines mean? XD

The dictionary, I think…

Smart Alec XD

@PrettyLittlePyro

Ah, well… Um…

That's unsettling.

I feel threatened.

No! Misfit, stop scaring him!

He'll live.
I mean, his characters might not, but he will.

Are you sure…

Absolutely not.

Shame on you. You should be ASHAMED of yourself, you horrible person XD

You say that as if you've never killed anyone before. XD

Well… we don't need to talk about those times. I'm a perfectly normal, innocent person, and I don't understand why you have to be so mean!

Who defines mean? XD

Me!

Okay, so does anyone— besides Hannah asking me why I'm so mean— have any questions before we officially begin? XD

It was a valid question!

@Moriarty

No. Never stop. Pestering people is a noble pursuit. God forbid I ever be the one to stand in the way of such a thing!

@Moriarty

#ISupportPyro'sPestering #JoinThePesteringPack #MakePesteringGreatAgain

Wait, sorry. I think I got a bit carried away. So, I'm going to say it's safe to assume everyone is ready, and if not I'll still leave it free for questions and pestering, but at some point today (or tomorrow, depending on how busy I am) I'll post a starter.

@PrettyLittlePyro

Yes! That's it! That is not getting carried away.
Then again, you probably shouldn't listen to me, I'm crazy.
You might be my new best friend on here XD

And I'm ready to start!
Take as much time as you need! Starters take time to write lol

@Moriarty

I accept this title and responsibility with great gladness and eternal joy.
And every genius is a little crazy in one way or another. BESIDES, sane people are ordinary, and ordinary people are boring. And I dare you to be crazier than me. I legit bought a plastic skull from the dollar store so that I could hold it and talk to it when I was bored. I bought a fake axe just because I can. I have a giant wooden table leg in my room for a weapon of self-defense. I bought a wolf-mask from a thrift store and put fake steampunk goggles on it (and wore it, of course. It's still in my closet, right next to a dancing Napoleon Dynamite. And these are all recent things, mind you.

But uh, yeah. On another note: thanks! I'll definitely slap that baby up ASAP and we can get this thing rolling.

@Sterling_Silver

I've never met anybody with the ability to be as intelligent and refined as you while retaining that kind of level of raw insanity and oddness. It's kind of impressive. Scary, but impressive.

@PrettyLittlePyro

Good. We should have a ceremony or something, to make our friendship official XD
Dare accepted! What color was the skull? Was it a normal bleached white or did it have the effects of being in the ground for a while? And I want the mask. That sounds awesome! Napoleon Dynamite is amazing and I love that movie. I will literally watch brutal murder scenes for fun, I will creep through the house at night like a creep, I collect knives, I have a fucking screwdriver in my backpack in case I want to stab someone, I act like a six-year-old all the time, I like to follow my siblings around like a stalker, and then when they turn and see me, I smile at them like a serial killer. And that's just naming a few things.

@PrettyLittlePyro

I've never met anybody with the ability to be as intelligent and refined as you while retaining that kind of level of raw insanity and oddness. It's kind of impressive. Scary, but impressive.

I have to agree. I'm impressed lol

@PrettyLittlePyro

Good. We should have a ceremony or something, to make our friendship official XD
Dare accepted! What color was the skull? Was it a normal bleached white or did it have the effects of being in the ground for a while? And I want the mask. That sounds awesome! Napoleon Dynamite is amazing and I love that movie. I will literally watch brutal murder scenes for fun, I will creep through the house at night like a creep, I collect knives, I have a fucking screwdriver in my backpack in case I want to stab someone, I act like a six-year-old all the time, I like to follow my siblings around like a stalker, and then when they turn and see me, I smile at them like a serial killer. And that's just naming a few things.

^^^ So mostly, I'm a serial killer.

@Moriarty

I wouldn't advise reading through all of it…it's just Misfit and I being idiots…

I prefer the term slightly unhinged, thank you very much.
And yes, Hannah, we need an official friendship ceremony. Maybe we should kidnap someone and force-feed them pudding. Butterscotch pudding at that.

@PrettyLittlePyro

I wouldn't advise reading through all of it…it's just Misfit and I being idiots…

I prefer the term slightly unhinged, thank you very much.
And yes, Hannah, we need an official friendship ceremony. Maybe we should kidnap someone and force-feed them pudding. Butterscotch pudding at that.

Fine, slightly unhinged. Maybe a bit more than slightly

I literally started cackling like a fucking madman XD
YES! Butterscotch pudding is the best thing to force-feed people. It tates pretty good, and it looks absolutely awful. Maybe we'll force-feed them marshmallows after, for the appetizers. And for desert, we will take over the world.

@PrettyLittlePyro

Can that be me? Being force fed something like pudding sounds more intriguing than intimidating…

I mean, if you really want to be force-fed pudding by a pair of maniacs, that's your desision…

@CasiCasino group

Can that be me? Being force fed something like pudding sounds more intriguing than intimidating…

I mean, if you really want to be force-fed pudding by a pair of maniacs, that's your desision…

Do you mean by people who both belong in a mental hospital where I should be? Yeah, I’m down.