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Space Cult:
@strangebird @Ash-has-a-One-Piece-problem @Vinegar-Cucumber @Icefire @crocs-to-a-knife-fight @Caustic-Fraust-Is-Beab @Mojack @PatienceKills @Cocoa-Nut
Premise:
Ya'll already know.
KNIFE ROOMBA KNIFE ROOMBA KNIFE ROOMBA!!!
Not knife roomba Jyn, spike roomba
SPIKE ROOMBA SPIKE ROOMBA SPIKE ROOMBA-
So I was struck by a bit of a brainwave:
Nathaniel shows the other Kids what he made, and they all collectively decide to try to keep its existence hidden from the Adults? Of course, they eventually get found out sorry not sorry Ark and things escalate poor Rene, but still, could be interesting
Open to other suggestions though
PERFECT! Cue James trying to eat it tho, because he's baby
Rene hiding on top of the counters to avoid spike roomba
Someone takes one for the team and gets a puncture wound to distract the cactus so other people can rein it in
Someone takes one for the team and gets a puncture wound to distract the cactus so other people can rein it in
Matthias would 100% tackle the Cactus if given the chance
Jax can and will hide in a cabinet
Someone takes one for the team and gets a puncture wound to distract the cactus so other people can rein it in
Matthias would 100% tackle the Cactus if given the chance
Nich lures it out and Matthias fucking tackles it
Ark, spotting the cactus, pointing his left hand at it: what a cute little thing, I wonder who ma-
Spike roomba: stabs his hand
Ark: …………
(I take it that I should probably be the one to write the starter for this?)
"Guys! Look what I made!" Nathaniel darted into the room where the other kids were hanging out, gingerly carrying some strange shaped object in a cloth. "I didn't have any actual work to do, so I made a cactus!" He pulled off the cloth and displayed the metal cactus, grinning brightly and clearly pleased with himself. "The spines are really sharp, though, so be careful with it." He handed the cactus off with the nearest person. "It doesn't exactly do anything, but I think it looks nice. I might give it to someone who wants it."
(so are the others babysitting James right now, then?)
Lysander leaned forward, surveying the cactus.
"Great work, Nathaniel," he said, reaching out to gingerly touch a spine. He held it in his hand and smiled. It was cute, if a bit useless. "Can we do anything with it?"
Nathaniel grinned more brightly at the praise and looked up at the question. "Um… not unless we have someone put electronics in it. It doesn't do anything right now." He flopped down beside Lysander, seeming to be pretty drained from working all day. He had a couple bruises on his arms and a pretty sizable burn on the back of his left hand. "I dunno how to do that kinda thing."
(techy prisoner's puppet master is back up and running)
"I don't know how either," Lysander said, Granted he didn't know how to do much of anything, but that was why Nich was teaching him how to work the engines. "Maybe Nich would! I'd have to wait until he's finished working though." Lysander sighed, leaning back.
"Is your hand alright?" he asked, noticing Nathaniel's burn. "Was that from the cactus?"
