"'Why did you have to ruin my fun?' I specifically remember hearing," Noya crooned, excessively pensive. "I believe I would've heard different words if you're speaking true." She looked over at Arie and dismissed her with a wave of her hand. "I don't date flat assets."
Donny scoffed. "Lady cant take a joke!"
"none of them can" Oleandre said rubbing his cheek where Perry slapped him "that's why us men are more intelligent and have power over them" he said becuase he's a woek bae
Linus has a dream the moment he closes his eyes.
The figure in front of him is so bright he can’t see a thing. The only thing he can see is the vape, but he doesn’t know what a vape is because they don’t exist in his time.
“oh hey you’re not supposed to be here”
“Was?”
“yeah can you like leave or something” the figure says puffing smoke into his face. Linus coughs. That’s one of the worst things he’s smelled in a while.
“Was??”
“go ‘was’ your mom lol” And then Linus wakes up. But he wakes up different. He has more…………..
knowledge.
Donny shook his head. "Yes. We are. We are much better. Also How the hell did we all get here"
"I'm sorry," Peregrine replied, her voice sickly sweet. "Where I'm from, we don't take kindly to creeps like you." she finished the sentence with her voice harsh and angry.
"Oh come now," Arie pouted, hands going under her honka tonka double d bazooga guns and lifting them up "Do these not make up for it?"
Help me please cute dog
BARKABRMARBLARB GBRRERRRRRREE SNARRRLLL BARKANRKRBARK MY FORSET
"put your shirt on you bitchass slut whore" Oleander said "women are only allowed to show their bodies if I tell them it's ok"
Linus has been gifted the knowledge that few have.
“Oh what in the..” Linus says in a German accent. Suddenly, he is able to speak and understand English.
And he immediately regrets it when he sits up and looks around, suddenly able to realize what the strangers were all saying.
Donny looked at linus. "Welcome to this hell"
what's so shoclinh amine fan
Noya's eyes flit back over to Arie to watch her action, plump mouth popping open slightly with a slick pop from her lip gloss. She hesitated, then closed her mouth and shrugged. "Only slightly."
She then made direct eye contact with Oleander and unzipped her leather jacket fully, showing off her perfectly toned stomach and green sports bra.
Oleander busted a nut and died but then came back becuz fairies fon't die that easitly
Linus happened to look over at the exact moment the exchange between Noya and Oleander.
His soul left his body.
Arie smiled some, taking that as a yes. She too took her top off to show her Victorian era clothes that came straight from Vitoria's Secrets even though nothing was secret.
(guys keep it SFW please.)
(i shall attempt to do so)