Sitting under a tree, Linus Hilbert opened up his eyes. To be frank, he hadn’t actually fallen asleep under any sort of tree. In fact, he last remembered a large, snowy landscape, fighting for his life…
His muscles tightened and his gloved fingers curled up against the ground, his senses - what sense remained, after the past few months anyway - recovering. Where..Where was Linus?
He was alone, all on his own, but then he realized - he wasn’t. Because there were others. Strangers. Linus got up, using the tree for balance, only to nearly fall over when a huge shadow passed over him.
“Mein gott..”
"Begone though!!!" Oleander yelled throwinf his sword at the dragon it missed and laned in a cloud nerby
Anna did not throw her sword because throwing away a perfectly decent sword is stupid. She threw a Molotov Cocktail instead.
Noya furrowed her brow and crossed her arms over her large chest, huffing indignantly. "What is the meaning of this ruckus?" she exclaimed angrily. At the sight of the dragon flying by, she only got more angry. "Why is a winged reptile annoying me already? It's too early for bs."
Arie made her way out under he umbrella, watching the humans and other beings deal with the dragon to see if there were any weaklings. The demon looking one looked promising.
"oh, we doing this now!" raventhor stumbled across the lakebridge (it was quite long, to be fair) and threw his stick at the dragon. the dragon only batted it off, much to raventhor's dismay.
Oleaner used his magic to magically make his second sword bigger (a/n: NO NOT THAT ONE!!! he has two swords you horny bastards) and drwed it
^ uses demon powers to try to choke the Dragon it works ^
The dragon stopped being choked though because dragons are better than demons, and it landed and breathed fire all over the weird demon girl because she was being mean. "Stop fighting me guys I'm legit just a mom trying to get home to her wife and kids don't be homophobic." she said. Anna understood this, and removed her molotov cocktail.
Noya bent over the handlebars of her motorcycle, her tight leather outfit showing off her assets, and watched with narrowed eyes at the others wasting their effort on a silly dragon. "Pathetic," she huffed. But she still watched anyway.
“Was zur Hölle ist das ding??” Linus said as he steadied himself, pulling out his HK147 despite the gun not having been invented in his timeline. Oh well. He limped over to the fight scene.
Woah I shook out my fur and perked up my ears when I heard a dragon roar overhead and go away towards MY FOREST
*runs after them and uses fireball *
Arie hummed looking at the people around her.
"Nice cheeks," she said walking over to Noya and smirking like a creep
raventhor backs away from the dragon's tail, which is in his face. he swallows a scale. "oh god, i remember when i wasn't doing this."
(sure uwu-no I can't anymore just join i guess.)
Noya didn't spare Arie a glance. "Get any closer and your cheeks will have tire imprints."
Linus slung his rifle around his shoulder and slowed down to a walk. That was a bit easier for him. Months out in the cold north did not do a man well, especially considered what he had gone through. But this? He could argue it was better, given the warmer temperatures.
It was just…there was a strange creature, and so many strange individuals all around him. He would have quite the report to make, assuming he ever returned to Europe.
i RUN towards the lizards who are big and stupid and i bark at them
