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@Fraust
"Not to mention, I'll be eighteen in a few days…" Scipio sat up again as well, figuring Jehovah wouldn't leave them alone anytime soon.
"Why do you want to talk to him anyway? You just talked a couple days ago…"
"Not to mention, I'll be eighteen in a few days…" Scipio sat up again as well, figuring Jehovah wouldn't leave them alone anytime soon.
"Why do you want to talk to him anyway? You just talked a couple days ago…"
"Uuuuughhh you made Scipio get up. Go away, I don't wanna talk right now. You're just gonna keep worrying about humans trying to come down here cus Heaven's lame. It's not my fault your people would rather have a better life."
Jehovah shook his big head. "No, that's not why I'm here!"
"Whatever's going on sounds like a you problem to me…" Scipio murmured, laying his head against Lucifer's arm. "You're God. You're a big boy; biggest boy, apparently. You can deal with your own problems, right? Why are you coming to one of your former subjects?"
(I'm so tired and I'm amusing myself with Scipio's sass lmao)
(Only he would tell God "You're a big boy; biggest boy. Do it yourself")
"Yea, honestly. I told you like, a kajillion times, I'm not changing my place. People are happy as it is, and I like giving people actual second chances and an actual safe place to live."
Jehovah crossed the room and yanked Lucifer up to his feet, who groaned faintly as he stumbled across the room with him.
"Hey!" Scipio watched Jehovah with a quiet huff, frustrated. "What's the big idea? He hasn't done anything wrong. Well, I can't speak for the past, but not in this instance…"
The door slammed shut before either of them could answer. Jehovah dragged him to Lucifer's office, trapping him in.
"We need to stop my Angels from coming down here."
"Shit, dude, I don't– wait, your Angels are coming down here?"
Scipio sighed and lay back down, figuring Lucifer would return soon. If he didn't return within a few minutes, he'd go looking for him.
Lucifer probably wouldn't return in a few minutes, for he was too busy freaking out about the Angels entering his place: "Th-your lame ass subjects are coming down here, but your fucking ANGELS are coming down here? Your Angels are fucking assholes!"
"You might think that, but I kind of need them back."
"Well, how about you change your place or set up more reinforcements?" Lucifer tried to stay calm, but his voice was practically hysterical.
After a few minutes, as Scipio had promised to himself, he got up and went looking. He found Lucifer's office and heard voices, so he knocked on the door. "Lucy? What's going on?"
Lucifer jumped a little and turned away from the confused-looking Jehovah and answered the door. Lucifer's cheeks were flushed quite a lot, and his jaw was set.
"Nothing's going on."
"Okay… you've been gone awhile, so I wanted to make sure you were okay…" Scipio kept his eyes fixed on Lucifer, ignoring Jehovah.
"Everything's fine. Jehovah was just leaving to figure out his own damn problems." He stalked out of the room and went back to his bedroom, ignoring Jehovah when he tried to call Lucifer back.
Scipio trotted beside Lucifer as they made their way back. "He's still calling you… I don't think he wants to fix his own problems." Scipio hummed, glancing back over his shoulder.
"He can go fuck himself," Lucifer just growled, before turning to another servant and demanding they escort him out and to get some guards in front of the house.
Scipio thought for a moment. "Yeah, he's God…He can physically do that if he wants." He decided following Lucifer inside. "What did he want, anyways?"
Lucifer slammed the door shut after Scipio and flopped down onto his bed, pissed off as usual after talking to Jehovah.
"Apparently too many people are coming down here. His fucking Angels are coming down here."
"Damn… really?" Scipio sat beside Lucifer. "But, I mean… that's not really your fault, is it?"
"No! It's not any part of my fault, so many of his subjects just hate it up there, and he doesn't wanna do anything about it!" Lucifer complained angrily.
Scipio hugged Lucifer. "Calm down, Lucy… He can't make you do anything you don't want to. If he wants things to change, he's gonna have to do it himself."
(I'm still amused by Scipio just calling God a big boy lol)
(I'm amused by this whole situation xD)
"Yeah, whatever. He's gonna keep coming here and irritating the hell out of me. That fucking ass." He hugged Scipio too, growling.
"Well, you've got guards out front now. Won't they keep him out?" Scipio asked, looking up at Lucifer.
"Sure they will. But he'll manage to break in again somehow and bitch about my personal life." Lucifer's gaze flicked away.
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