@Fraust
(Bump)
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(sorry! what should we do now?)
(Idk we sort of need to find a plot lol)
(Maybe one or more other servants are jealous of Scipio because of how close he is with Lucifer already and try to hurt him or something?)
(yes plot
I was tryna go with the God thing and maybe he interferes and is like, "bro you can't have a fucking boyfriend you thot" and it goes from there?)
(Lmao just imagining God saying that is really funny and I'm chill with that)
(I know I'm probably gonna make it sound better but like meh)
(Scipio would literally tell God to fuck off because what can he do? Send him to hell? Lmao)
(Trueee lmaooooo. Actually he can do something but Lucifer ain't gonna do it so I guess we can do that. And the stuff with Hell and the people trying to get kicked out of Heaven.)
(Yeah. So how do you want to get to that point?)
(Idk I guess Jehovah can just walk in again or smth and Scip follows him.)
(Yeah maybe the servant is like, uh, he wants to see both of you now for some reason)
(or he just barges into his room when no one answers the door and is like bRuh)
(Lmao can God even physically go into hell? I guess he can do whatever he wants but leaving his people, who already want to leave, unattended isn't the best idea)
(I think he'd bring along a couple angel peeps)
(Yeah probably. Do you wanna start?)
(ujgngn i can lmao)
(Alrighty XD)
It was a nice, pleasant morning, and Lucifer was still asleep with Scipio in his arms. He was snoring faintly and close to him, curled up around the human protectively as they both slept.
Of course, it was until that was ruined. There was a faint, rapid knock that didn't wake up the Demon, but until the knocking suddenly stopped and the door was slammed open. Lucifer started awake with a gasp, tilting his head up, and blinking.
It was Jehovah standing there, looking flushed. An Angel was floating nearby, looking worried and rather concerned.
"Lucifer??"
Scipio whined quietly as he stirred as well, looking up at Jehovah. "What do you want? We're trying to sleep, God…"
Jehovah scowled at the pair's groggy reactions, acting as if it was a sin. "What in the world are you two doing? A human can't sleep with you, Lucifer!"
"Oh, honestly, who cares? You?" He asked in a mocking tone, not really in the mood for one of Jehovah's lectures.
"Yeah, what're you gonna do? Send us to hell?" Scipio lay his head back down. "With all due respect or whatever, I could not care any less what you think, and no one asked for your fucking opinion. Don't you have more important things to do than come all the way down here to tell Lucifer to stop hanging out with humans?"
Lucifer grunted his agreement while Jehovah shook his head and pinched his nose.
"No, it's our duty as rulers to not sleep with our subjects. I'm gonna demand someone to have him killed if you do not stop."
"You ain't gonna do shit," Lucifer snapped back. "You just don't like it cus I'm older than him. What do you want?"
"Yeah… what he said." Scipio said tiredly. "I still fail to see why it's any of your business. You rule heaven, he rules hell, which means he makes the rules down here. On earth the kings fuck their subjects all the time, so… whatever."
"And I didn't even fuck him, so it doesn't matter." Lucifer had been tempted to add a 'yet' just to mess with the other two, but he didn't.
"Whatever. Lucifer, we need to talk."
"No."
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