(Furthering this idea, I think really all Moriarty wants is to run his criminal empire as an immortal dickwad with an army of vampires and he'd do anything to get to the point where he could do so. It's horrible, but also a total girlboss move so I can't fault him lmao.)
(WAIT. WAIT. You know that point where Hamlet, in the play, briefly gets captured by pirates? What if that was early days creature and crew? Legit I think that that would be hilarious.)
(Just like, the two of them staring at each other and then making a mutual, silent agreement not to speak of it.)
(Lmaooo Will really just said "yes he got captured by pirates but it's not important, time to get back to pining for Horatio-")
(He had Hamlet get kidnapped by pirates off-page and we only find out when he's chilling with Horatio)
(Sorry I got confused by the nickname.)
(ahsbdhgd hey I will get the new thread up tomorrow, guys!)