"If you set off ONE more firework at 3 AM I will FIGHT YOU."
“We’re roommates, and you walk in on me listening to loud ass music and crying over a broken heart and have no idea what to do since we just met a week ago.”
Person A: “Are you seriously telling me that you never realised I’m a vampire?”
Person B: “I’m sorry ok? I thought you were just really into the aesthetic!”
“You can’t trust him! He kills people for a living.”
“Look, I have some bad news for you about my own occupation.”
“Necromancy is evil!”
“Trust me, reanimating a corpse is the least evil thing I’m going to do today.”
Person A: This is kind of a “don’t notice me” spell. It’s not invisibility, but it’ll mean that people won’t be able to keep you in their thoughts or notice anything out of the ordinary about you, as long as you’re wearing the necklace.”
Person B: takes it in reverent hands, eyes wide. In a soft, awed voice, xe says, “I am going to do. So many crimes.”
Person A: “Okay, I changed my mind, give it back-”
“I will smite you.”
“You couldn’t smite a paper towel if it lit itself on fire. Get some damn sleep.”
“Look, my first choice would have been to kill you, but since that’s off the table, I’m going to make you be a better person whether you like it or not.”
“You’ve ordered 6 jars of peanut butter and 3 pounds of raw meat in the past week are you hiding dogs or are you at a low point in your life I’m concerned.”
“Everyone is born with a compass that points in the direction of your soulmate”
Person A is tracing “I love you” all over Person B’s back, assuming Person B is asleep. When Person A turns away from Person B to go to sleep, Person B wraps their arms around Person A and says “I love you too.” This was each others first declaration of love.
Person A turned to Person B, a look of anger on their face. “You…you make me feel. I don’t feel things, and I don’t like it. Make it stop. NOW.” Person A only shakes their head and hugs Person B, and whispers in their ear with a sly smile. “No.”
Person B: While panicking “YOU’RE BLEEDING!”
Person A: Super calm “Don’t worry it’s not my blood.”
Person A is trying to make a picnic lunch but Person B won’t stop bothering them, whether it’s tickling them, throwing plastic silverware, or randomly kissing them. Anything to see how bad they can get Person A flustered and annoyed.
There is a gorgeous statue in the middle of the city, of a beautiful person. The legend that surrounds the statue is that it’s a person frozen in stone, and that once their true love touches their hands, the person will become unfrozen. For years this becomes a tourist hot spot, as people love holding the statues hands and taking cute pictures with it, until one day you walk up and hold the statues hands. Suddenly though the pedestal is empty there is a very confused person in your arms.
(Yes I am okay with combining prompts!)