Once, what was only a small village, turned into a city. And on the outskirts of that city, lay a castle. Nobody knew what lay within, until one Halloween night a young child ventured there after being abandoned by their parents for being too weak to be of any use (read: disabled) to their family farm. What they found inside shocked them at first, but eventually they grew to appreciate it, and found a new family within those haunted walls. Welcome to the Monster Manor, we hope you enjoy your stay.
So essentially, Monster Manor is a place where a group of The ClassicTM monsters made a home together as crazy gayotic (gay chaotic) roomates and annoyed each other for centuries. Now, it's the modern day (read: Early 19th century America) and their residence has been forgotten by time, shrouded in mystery in a way nobody dare unveil. Except for now, there's this human child dumped on their doorstep and now they have to deal with-gasp!-parenting! Cue crazy found family shenanigans as a bunch of idiots try raising a child without beheading it first.
This will be rated PG-13 for some violence, swearing, and shenanigans involving several himbos and a lot of dumbassery. Also body horror cuz monsters.
Roles:
The Human Child:
Vampire Wine Aunt:
Wine Aunt Ghost (Married to the Vampire):
Frankenstein's Monster (read: the dad of the family):
The Bride of Frankenstein's Monster (read: the mom of the family but in a they're queerplatonic partners way this is NOT straight I swear):
Crazy Gay Uncle Mothman (Why is he here. What is he doing. We do not know but we are afraid):
Zombie Butler:
That's it for roles, you can have up to two roles since I know I said small group but there's seven roles. Have fun y'all, and let the found family bullshit begin!
wtf bitch why does nobody join me in my nonsense. fuck this i hate it. join me or else.
Uh join me…idk what or else entitles.
I have no idea what you are saying.
(I would love to join - this looks super fun, but I'm really busy at the moment, so I probably can't)
Look, if neither of you intend to join this I would rather just shut down the chat overall.
I'll join, if you'll have me?
Ice, you know you can join. Luvs you, babe! As for Jacen… eh fine if you really want to. What roles do you guys want?
:D crazy mothman uncle, maybe? or zombie Butler?
You can have both, if you want!
mmmmmm my first question is does the zombie have to be, uh, brainless and stupid as hell, or can he just be…a reanimated corpse? does that work? like, to have him be more like a revenant, I guess?
but as long as he doesn't have to be completely stupid, I'd love to be both!
I need a himbo. I'm holding out for a himbo 'til the end of the night. But honestly they can range from Lurch to Alfred in terms of smarts, I don't care.
And cool, you can do both then!
He won't be a genius or anything, I just,,,,don't want the typical idiot zombie that has no sense of reason, only hunger lmao
And cool, you can do both then!
thanks! is there a template you want me to fill out for them?
Uh yeah I'll post it like,,, sometime soon idk I'm too tired to tonight what with work soon and stuff.
Alright! No rush, take your time :) I won't have time to fill it out tomorrow tho, most likely, just letting you know
So, question for Orion: the monsters can like, leave, right? To go to town and get supplies or whatever? Because while some of them would probably be fine with no food/supplies, the rest need clothes/food/whatever, and I'm thinking the zombie boyo is going to be a smoker ("I'm already dead, what's the worst that could happen") and crazy mothman is a little bit of an alcoholic?? so they'd need some way to get those supplies somehow
I want le gay uncle
Uh, ice took that. Sorry.
So, question for Orion: the monsters can like, leave, right? To go to town and get supplies or whatever? Because while some of them would probably be fine with no food/supplies, the rest need clothes/food/whatever, and I'm thinking the zombie boyo is going to be a smoker ("I'm already dead, what's the worst that could happen") and crazy mothman is a little bit of an alcoholic?? so they'd need some way to get those supplies somehow
Yeah, I mean, maybe they go into town for stuff? But probably not like, super often idk.
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