forum CountryHuman Rp! (Open)

Started June 03, 2019 by @Ray-Mightbegone

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America nodded. "He had an entire bottle of vodka last night. Literally completely fine afterwards. Can't say the same for myself." He shook his head a bit, glancing over at Russia.

"I know he can drink bottles of it. 6-9 if he want to really get wasted"

"Nine bottles of vodka?! Dear god, I would probably die. My blood would be like, 90% alcohol with a bit of blood sprinkled in. Ten shots is more than enough to get me completely wasted."

"I know! Right?"

"I'm probably already drunk and I've only had two beers and three shots of vodka. I dunno how he does it…"

" wow, me either, he's always been drinking vodka though even when he was young he sneaked it I guess…."

America shook his head incredulously. "Last night I completely blacked out from what I had. Worst hangover, as well."

" That sucks man."

"Yeah. I was probably drunk at around four shots, honestly. It was pretty stupid to take six more."

" Yeah"

"But then again, I'm not exactly known for making smart decisions." America laughed weakly. "UK always hated that about me."

"Yup, Eh bet he's nice" Russia looked at the food then got pirogi's

"He's… he's nice enough, I suppose." America thought for a moment, grabbing one of his own burgers to eat. "He can be kinda uptight and strict, but according to him, I was 'rebellious' anyways, so I could be biased."

"Yeah"

"What was your opinion on the USSR? If you don't mind my asking, of course."

"Hmmm good parent but strict but he always favored Russia, Kazakhstan , Poland and Ukraine, We still spent time together tho"

America nodded. "Yeah… I never really got to talk to him much. I think UK's a decent dad. I gave him plenty of reasons to dislike me."

"yeah I guess, no one can be as obedient as Canada"

"Damn Canada… love the guy, but he's just so nice. All the time. I don't understand it."

"yup me either"

"He's not like, all of the stereotypes that everyone thinks, though. The 'eh' thing is exaggerated a lot. I mean, he says it now and again, but not every damn sentence."

"Yeah"

"The maple syrup thing is pretty accurate, though… I mean, who doesn't like maple syrup?"

" I dont know."

"Mm… Australia and New Zealand are cool too, I guess. Canada's lit, though."