forum cats, dogs, and rats//one on one (closed)

Started February 20, 2019 by @_sleeby_rat_

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yeah he's a tired asshole 99.9% of the time so he'd have to actually function like a normal human for a few days and then get drunk for that side of him to even come out (heh)

anyways, should we start with them being roommates?

Oh yeah roommates sound great

They can be boarded in one of the nicer places and they're the only two in the building xD

lmao yeah sure. am I starting again?

Oh yes please

(got it. imma just say Erro transferred colleges or some shit to add some fun to this ig)

Erro had just trudged into the boys' shared dorm room, bags in hand. It had taken him three trips to even get there, as the key he had initially been given was the wrong one. Amun, currently in the form of an odd dog-like creature, was pulling some of his bags along in an effort to help out a bit, and even though he could only carry a duffel bag, it still helped. After a bit of annoyed cursing, Erro finally got the door open, squinting at the room he was in. "Fuck, this shit's nice. Like a dick to the nose after a Korean barbecue," he muttered, not aware someone else was likely in the dorm

Neo had been studying for a Psych test in his room, wearing short shorts and no t-shirt because he just could. He was pawing with a tie as he mumbled random stuff to himself, idly wagging his butt in the air for his body to do something. He always needed to be moving when studying, it just helped him concentrate. He didn't hear someone enter the home, he just kept studying with the door open to help let in some fresh air from the kitchen.

Erro grunted as he shoved his bags through the doorway into the living room, swearing under his breath before looking around. He looked down the hall, unable to figure out what rooms were occupied. So he made his way to the nearest door, opening it to find what looked like a stripper studying something. Eyes wide, Erro began to splutter. “Oh, fuck, shit, sorry, I knew this place was too nice to be mine, fuck me, I’ll just—“ he rambled

Neo heard someone start to talk, dipped his head down under his shoulders and let out a yelp of a scream, flopping forwards onto his back skillfully. He sat up off of his crushed textbook, looking confused but not embarrassed.
"Who the bloody hell are you? And it's called knocking you know."

“I said I was sorry! They must have gave me the wrong room key again or something, I don’t know!” Erro said, fumbling to make his way back out the door again. Amun cooed curiously, tilting his head a bit in confusion as he studied Neo

Neo stood, glowering at Erro fled. "No! You're my new roommate, who can't care to tell me when you're supposed to get here." He stalled out of his room, a wiff of cold air brushing his legs and chest.
"Your room is right there." He pointed to a closed door.

“I didn’t know I was even gonna have a roommate, but thanks I guess,” Erro muttered bitterly, his distress having calmed now. Amun was tittering curiously now, busying himself with nibbling on Neo’s lower leg

Neo growled angrily at his new roommate, shaking his head. Stripper. Excuse me, Mr. Fucking-Crackhead… He glanced down at a weird thing licking at his lower leg.
"Um… what…? Pets aren't allowed in here."

“He’s not a pet, he’s my life support,” Erro muttered, rolling his eyes as he neatly set his things in a row by the door. He sat up now, stretching while he watched Amun just keep licking Neo’s leg

"Whatever. They're still not allowed," Neo said grumpily, still salty about the personal insult about what he finds comfortable. He couldn't bring himself to push off the tiny dog…. cat thing.

“Again, not a pet. At the very least, you can call him my familiar, which are allowed to registered witches. Don’t be an ass, okay?” Erro hummed, faking a smile to add to his sarcasm. Amun was just happy licking Neo, for reasons mostly unknown

"I'll be as much as an ass as I want," Neo snapped up at his new roommate, huffing and walking into his room to go sit back down. He'd have to open his window at risk of some crazy girl crawling in. But he didn't. He just kept his door open.

Erro just rolled his eyes. “Nice to know people hating witches is still a thing,” he muttered as he began to unpack, meticulously setting his things out, occasionally doing something oddly repetitive, like zipping his zipper every other run to his things, or tapping his foot three times before setting something on a shelf

Neo growled softly into the stifling hot air of his room. First the AC blows out then this person comes in tap-tapping away and zip-zipping. He always worked in a quiet area, and was not expecting a roommate like this.

Erro didn’t have many things to unpack, so he was done relatively quickly. He didn’t have much, but Amun was happy already beginning to dig into his supply of food. Sighing, the boy shook his head, scooping the creature up and cuddling him to his chest

Neo huffed and got comfortable once the taps stopped, his long legs flung over the footboard of his bed. They waved slightly as Neo practically sat upside down, the book propped on his hips and legs.
Just focus on the test and act like an asshole of a roommate isn't here…

Erro eventually sat down on the bed, flopping down. He began to rest his eyes, but as soon as he did so Amun wiggles out of his grasp to go bounding into Neo’s room, seemingly purring loudly

Neo huffed loudly into the air, a few flecks of spit spraying out of his mouth. He looked down at the animal, glaring.
"What?"

The creature pranced around in circles, cooing happily. It resembled a small, wingless dragon of sorts, covered in different gold and purple and blue accents. It then bounced over to Neo, pawing at his legs

"Noooooo go away, I'm trying to study!" Neo protested, flailing his legs, but not trying to hit the dragon in the process. He couldn't help a tiny laugh as the soft paws tickled his legs.

Amun yipped before jumping up on top of Neo, purring as he nuzzled the back of the other’s neck. Strange gold dust had begun to come off of him, cooling whatever it touched before dissolving harmlessly