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Started January 12, 2021 by Deleted user

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"Excuse me but I'm the fucking main character,and our lives are pretty damn interesting. I pull you into a lot of dumb fun shit all the tiiiiime! So unappreciative." She glared at him, crossing her arms, backing away from him a bit.

“Forgive me, m’lady. O mighty main character, thank you for including me in your wattpad worthy adventures. I am in your debt for saving my life from the depths of boredom.” He couldn’t help but chuckle a bit as he said it all.

"Oh shut up you sarcastic buffoon. I didn't have to take you to Disneyland. Or skiing in colorado. Or to hawaii! With my 15 other siblings…but I did! Or any of the concerts that I mostly paid for because you didn't get a job for what seemed like, forever. And I never made you pay me back for anything!" She smacked him on the head with a pillow with now a pout on her face.

“Okay okay! I’m sorry!” He exclaimed, scowling after she hit him with the pillow. “You know I’m grateful for everything you’ve done for me Eve I’m sorry for being a butt.”

"You better be!" She huffed and smacked him again before putting it back, and hugging his arm. "Dumbass."

“Sorryyyyyyy.” He said again, leaning his head on top of hers, sulking quietly as he did so. It of course wasn’t serious though, he didn’t worry or anything when they bickered like this, it was just natural for them.

She smiled and nuzzled back into his neck, unable to keep up her pouty and glarey disposition. "Fine. You're forgiven, upon the account that while you're an annoying butthead who is RUDE, I still love ya idiot. And you're MY annoying butthead who is an rude idiot, so. I better just put up with it huh?" She giggled a bit, and as she did so her hand carefully snaked over to right above his hips, where she began to tickle him.

“Yep I guess so.” He agreed, glad that all seemed to be over with until he felt her beginning to tickle him. “OH MY GOD NOOOOOOOO!” He screeched, doing his best to squirm away from her and out of her reach. “You jerk!”

She cackled, falling back on the couch, hair going in her face as her arms hugged her chest just under her boobs. "Hahaha I can't believe you STILL fall for that! I have surprised attacked you sooooo many times!" She shook her head still laying there. Now, she knew Cal didn't exactly like feet and thought they were weird so she stretched out really far and put them in his lap. "And now you can't leave to tickle me back. Ha! Sucker."

He sniffed dramatically. “I’m just doing as they say…forgive and forget, yet you betray me time and time again.” He let out a dramatic screech when she put her feet in his lap. “Oh my god ewwwww.” He pushed her legs away.

She lightly kicked his hands away and planted her feet back into his lap. "You are more of a drama queen then Evan! And he's a fem gay who does theater! And hush, ya make it seem like you never pull the rug out from under my feet." She huffed and jiggled her legs,just to pick on him.

“Well that’s because your feet are disgusting!” He countered, glaring at her. “Jerk.” He declared again, scowling. “You’re this close to convincing me to just ditch you for the rest of the day, missy.”

She laughed and switched around, scooting into his lap. "You'd never do that to my cute face. You'd get bored." She hugged him. "And I'm always a bit rude." She nuzzled into his neck and smiled again, just chilling there.

He let out a long sigh, wrapping his arms around her in return. “Whatever.” He grumbled, resting his chin on her shoulder and trying not to smile. “You’re still a big jerk, even if you are playing nice right now!” He protested.

"Ah ah ah, that smile twitching at your lips says otherwise." She teased, looking up at him. "Ya love me just admit Mr. Way Too Ticklish." She grinned and reached up, booping him on the house.

“Shut up, shut up, shut up. I can’t hear you, I’m not listening.” He said, poking her in the side gently.

"Yes you are and you know you are, you asshole. Geeze. Fine. Don't love me. My cat is my new best friend." She got up and stood there a moment,fully expecting him to pull her back, but knew he probably wouldn't.

“Noooooo!” He whined, indeed reaching out and grabbing her arm. “I refuse to be kicked from my rank of best friend.”

"Too late mr.sassy pants. Precious isn't mean like you are." Still, she let him pull her back towards him. "And is softer than you are."

“I dunno she’s pretty mean to me. She’s been trying to take over my position for ages, and we can’t let that happen. Who knows, she might take over the world!”

"Well I'm mean to you, so maybe you just like mean women. And I'd let her take over the world, as long as I was second in command. You can be like a jester or something." She grinned and booped him with her nose.

“Ew there’s no way I’d be a jester. I’d never serve under yours and Precious’ dictatorship.” He said, sticking his tongue out at her.

"Then off with yer head you rebel!" She made a slicing motion across her neck with her pointer finger, before suddenly tickling his neck with the same hand, a large smile on her face.

“AH! No have mercy, have mercy! Forgive me Your Grace!” He yelled, trying to push her off of him or at least get away.

"This is your punishment you outlaw!" She said,leaping on top of him and landing in his lap, continuing the tickles from there.