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So I have a bunch of prompts that I've never had the chance to use, so just pick one and we can go from there. Yes, I am willing to combine prompts!
"Imagine person A takes person B out for valentines day as friends, since person A's plans got cancelled, and person A realizes they would rather be out with person B in the first place."
"Your parents are suing my parents over a property line and hey I didn't know I had a hot neighbor, why hello there!"
"If you set off ONE more firework at 3 AM I will FIGHT YOU."
“We’re roommates, and you walk in on me listening to loud ass music and crying over a broken heart and have no idea what to do since we just met a week ago.”
“How do you accidentally end up married to a supervillain?”
“Okay, long story short, it wasn’t my fault, they started it, I’ve never lost a game of gay chicken in my life and I wasn’t about to start now.”
Person A: “H-How many fucking knives do have in there?!”
Person B: Still pulling knives out of their bag and pockets “I don’t know actually… I have two in my bra and one in my boot as well I think. You know… just in case.”
Person A: “In case of what?!?!!”
Person A: “Stop pacing.”
Person B: “I cant help it! I’m nervous!”
Person A: “You’re going to wear a hole in the floor.”
Person B: “I am not! You could be a little more understanding you know.”
Person A: “I don’t see what the big deal is, it’s not like you have to tell them.”
Person B: “You don’t understand. My parents will know what he is the moment he steps through the door with me!”
Person A: “…so?”
Person B: “So, that means they are going to ask questions!”
Person A: “I’m still not seeing the issue, your parents are ridiculously chill.”
Person B: “Hey mum! Hey mama! I know most of our family are life and nature witches, but I accidentally summoned death himself a few months back with highly illegal and ancient dark magic after I got super fucking drunk, and now we’re engaged. Surprise!”
Person A: “……ok fair point.”
“Could you show a little human decency for once?”
“I’m not human, remember?”
“You can’t trust him! He kills people for a living.”
“Look, I have some bad news for you about my own occupation.”
“Face it, asshole, you’re stuck with me until we get out of here.”
“Don’t underestimate my willingness to die just to spite you.”
“Necromancy is evil!”
“Trust me, reanimating a corpse is the least evil thing I’m going to do today.”
“Why do people always say ‘watch your back, I’ll be coming for you’? Don’t tell people you want to kill them, just drive a knife into their spine and be done with it. It’s so much easier.”
“It’s considered polite to let someone know you’re their enemy.”
“Polite - it’s murder.”
Person A: This is kind of a “don’t notice me” spell. It’s not invisibility, but it’ll mean that people won’t be able to keep you in their thoughts or notice anything out of the ordinary about you, as long as you’re wearing the necklace.”
Person B: takes it in reverent hands, eyes wide. In a soft, awed voice, xe says, “I am going to do. So many crimes.”
Person A: “Okay, I changed my mind, give it back-”
“Listen, when I first got my powers… I wasn’t exactly the most stable,” they wiped their eyes before continuing, “and I’ve done a lot of awful things I’m not proud of.“
“Like what?”
“A lot of it is a blur but according to my government file- theft, arson, assault, and a lot of murder.”
“Mom, Dad… I have something to tell you. I know it’s against your religion, but I am hoping that you’ll be able to look past it and accept me for who I am, even if you don’t agree with it.”
“Oh, God, you’re a homosexual, aren’t you?”
“I was going to say that I’m a witch, but you know what, that too.”
“You’re a god – you can’t call up a kraken or something?”
“Guess who just got a new divine quest? It’s you, my beloved acolyte. Go find me a kraken.”
“Uh… I would like to address the fact that your sister just pulled a fucking sword out of thin air.”
“Yeah,” said the mercenary. “She does that sometimes.”
“I will smite you.”
“You couldn’t smite a paper towel if it lit itself on fire. Get some damn sleep.”
“Look, my first choice would have been to kill you, but since that’s off the table, I’m going to make you be a better person whether you like it or not.”
“Okay, hang on, how do you do magic if you never went to the Magical Academy?”
“Well, when you have nameless gods whispering dark secrets into your dreaming mind for years on end, magic isn’t that complicated to reverse-engineer.”
“I’ve had a thousand years in prison to dream about what I’d do the moment I got out: I want three days of feasting and celebration, and then I’m going to rain havoc upon everyone who put me there.”
“X, you’re my idol! I’ve always wanted to ask - How did you get so powerful?”
“My beautiful partner told me I couldn’t propose unless and until I could defeat the entire government in single combat, so I just trained very hard and kissed my stunning lover every day and it was very motivating. We’re married now! It was all very worth it.”
“I’m painting my roommates’ room with her and you live across the hall and I kind of tripped and spilled a bucket of glitter on you but hey the look suits you!”
“You’ve ordered 6 jars of peanut butter and 3 pounds of raw meat in the past week are you hiding dogs or are you at a low point in your life I’m concerned.”
"Huh, I think I'm gay."
"We're in the middle of an intergalactic war, this is when you try to figure out your identity?”
Person A: “They’re giving us those weird looks again.”
Person B: “It’s probably the body bag.”
A: You’re so stupid.
B: I’m not stupid. I’m pure Evil. I’m the night.
A: A dumb dark dork, that’s what you are. Now get off the counter and put down that blanket.
B: It’s not a blanket, It’s my cape. And I’ll do it, but because I want to, and not because you told me to.
A: Of course, oh great lord of all darkness. Would you like some hot chocolate?
B: With whipped cream?
A: Of course
B: Oh! And Sprinkles too!
A: The Mighty Lord Of Darkness has a sweet tooth, huh? And here I thought someone as evil as you wouldn’t want sprinkles on their whipped cream
B: Shut up
Person A turned to Person B, a look of anger on their face. “You…you make me feel. I don’t feel things, and I don’t like it. Make it stop. NOW.” Person A only shakes their head and hugs Person B, and whispers in their ear with a sly smile. “No.”
Person A: With a super serious look on their face. “I have to get something off of my chest.”
Person B: With fingers crossed. “Is it your shirt? Please tell me it’s your shirt because then I have something to get off my chest too~”
Person B: While panicking “YOU’RE BLEEDING!”
Person A: Super calm “Don’t worry it’s not my blood.”
Person A is trying to make a picnic lunch but Person B won’t stop bothering them, whether it’s tickling them, throwing plastic silverware, or randomly kissing them. Anything to see how bad they can get Person A flustered and annoyed.
One day you’re walking around your neighborhood, when you find in the neighbors yard that you swear hates you, an open sketchbook with hand drawn sketches of you, and sweet words at the top of the page.
