forum What ridiculous weapons do you have?
Started by @Yamatsu
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@Yamatsu

should I feel ashamed that I don't know who baraka is?

Don't feel ashamed! It just means you haven't played Mortal Kombat, and if you don't like gore you haven't missed anything! I saw his new Fatality the other day. It's equal parts horrifying, disgusting, and absolutely hilarious.

@Yamatsu

Again, equal parts horrifying, disgusting, and hilarious! It's even coming out on Switch! Let's hope the online improves by then…

@Mindful_Bison

I have one called Gordon Ramsay's big stabby stick. It's a magical greatsword in my dnd game that hurts its wielder in too many ways… Oh lord this weapon sucks. First, it deals area damage. Bad for melee fighters. Second, if you critically fail, you deal all the damage to yourself. If you accidentally kill yourself with it, you become a plate of undercooked chicken, and all your items are lost. When you swing it, it makes the sound of Gordon Ramsay yelling. The faster you swing, the louder he yells. I based it on this image: Related image

@houdini

disclaimer: this is not mine but one a good friend came up with that might've been my character's weapon if things had gone differently -

"Oh! Maybe you'll get this cursed gumball machine keychain. We just got it in, it's a keychain you can wear along the loop of a jean or something and it is said to have a being that can control chaos itself. Every time you click for a gumball and throw it a random destruction awaits."

@Yamatsu

I feel as though the gumballs should have different colors depending on what "flavor" you get, mostly so you can show things like "blizzard flavor" or "never-ending cloud of bees" flavored.

@houdini

well, the weapon my character actually ended up was a taser with the spirit of a thunderbird that can transform into a robotic hound by pulling a different trigger.

and another character of mine has a weapon known as alik, which is literally just a mutant who can control the wind. sometimes he buys alik cream of eyes frosty, but they also low-key hate each other because he kidnapped alik and controls him via advanced shock collar.

Jilla

Yeah, in a short dark comedy story I wrote about these kids that band together to sort of fight off this thing in their garage…and their only "weapon" is the main character's younger sister's Dora the Explorer tennis racket… xD

I wrote it a orbit party ago and SPOILERS AHEAD they kill the monster thing.

But not actually by hitting it with the tennis racket, lol, they come up with this really complex plan to defeat it.

@WaffleWizard

Yeah. It's been too long since I've seen it so I can't quite make a proper judgment. But I do remember it having some good parts to it.

@WaffleWizard

(Sorry I've been busy the past few days) Yeah I really don't like Captain Marvel either. She was a jerk in the comics and had a lack of character development in the mcu. Plus she too overpowered