(Oh man, I've got so many now that Camp NaNo is over)
“Wait, you said you could explain everything to me. I think you owe me at least that much.”
“I never said everything, but I will tell you what I can. Although, I think probably, you won’t believe me.”
“Try me."
“I can read minds."
“You really expect me to believe that?”
“No. Did I not say that like thirty seconds ago?”
“You don’t believe me, do you?”
“If you could read my mind you wouldn’t have to ask.”
“Dallas Dawson, bit of a skeptic, aren’t you?….Ok, I realize how this looks. My name is Andor Nordmark, if that makes you feel better.”
“It doesn’t really,”
“Well it should. Let’s say I do try to pull something on you. You call the cops, and they say, ‘so tell me about this guy?’ And you say, ‘His name was Andor Nordmark. He’s six foot two and has purple hair. Also, he was wearing a stupid fox hat, and he had a Norwegian accent, because he comes from Norway. Not Germany.”
It’s kind of like…like you know when you feel like someone is watching you? And maybe you don’t see them but you know that someone is there? It’s that same kind of feeling.”
“That’s… incredibly unsettling, thanks.”
"Dallas, It’s really important that you try to stay calm right now."
"Stay calm? Stay calm?! I’m trying to treat a stab wound and you want me to stay calm?! Get fucked!"
"What kind of a name is Ara for a guy?"
"Awfully bold of you to ask, considering your name is Dallas."
“I think that maybe you should see a therapist.”
“Ok.”
“Ok? I was kind of expecting you to fight me on that one a little bit."
"Please, just come this once and we’ll leave you alone."
"Do I even get a choice?"
"Technically, but we’ll just keep trying to make this work until something happens."
"Keep trying then."
"I know where you go to school, Dallas. So you can either come today or just wait for me to show up in the parking lot, probably when you least expect it. It’s your call."
"Ok, that sounded really threatening. How do you even know that?"
“Did no one tell you we can do telekinesis?”
"No."
Yeah, it takes a bit of practice, but it’s not so hard once you get the hang of it. I’d get you to try and take one of Ara’s books, but I don’t want to piss him off. Yet."
“Kurt Vonnegut was abducted by aliens, and you cannot change my mind about that.”
“Do you ever think before you speak, or do you know how ridiculous you sound but choose to say it anyways?”
“Listen, I’m just saying, if I’m right–”
“You’re not, but go ahead anyways.”
“So, say we are next on this freak’s hit list, what do we do?”
“Well, I would start by calling the police, for one thing.
“I meant more like, should we have some kind of plan in place? Like, if I go missing suddenly, or say I turn up dead, is it fair of me to ask you to- I dunno- avenge me or something.”
“I’m not doing that,”
“I’m being serious, Andor.”
“I know. So am I”
“You’re never being serious. But for the sake of furthering the conversation, I’ll pretend you actually mean it for once.”
"Hey Andor, I have a question for you."
"Go for it."
"Does Ara always drive like he’s being chased by the cops, or does he just want me to die?"
"Goddamn, this the worst fucking city.”
“Why do you live here then?”
“UBC was offering me a better scholarship deal. Once I finish my residency I might try to go back to Montreal. See if I can get a job there instead.”
“You miss it there?”
“Yeah, sometimes. “I miss my parents. I don’t think they like that I’m so far away from them…Also I miss not having a freeway that goes through the city. Who’s fucking idea was it to have stoplights at every intersection in a city this big? Like, come on.”