"Scientists here and organs who play honey in the darkness of the earth. Magic begins on the ground atmosphere of ice growth."
"And the first chance, I met a girl suffering from Hair Lavender. Then, I found it hard to escape. There is no hazardous blood."
"And he pointed his finger in his eyes and SAW LAYER"
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AND HE SHOVES HIS FINGER INTO HIS EYE AND PEELS A LAYER OFF!
(What a fun thread idea!)
"This is a good woman list, is it right to think about the future of the future of the future?"
"You know, really, think about it."
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"Is she on your father's incredibly short list of women you are allowed to consider for the position of future queen?"
"You know, I actually think she is."
As she was looking for small plastic objects, Tobias continued to explain it.
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As she scrutinized the small plastic thing, Tobias continued to explain.
(This is fun!)
(Should we post the original underneath it, like in a spoiler, so we can see the hilarious diversions that happened?)
Come with me, and I would say to you, children are losers, the son of Russia
forgotten
(Pfffffft)
time Doctor or ugly people?
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Doctor, do the Humans have molting seasons?
(That is nowhere near the original sentence)
I bring my car from the machine and the apples look like mysterious food. Change the radio to see if people are listening.
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Pulling out of my driveway in my car I take a bite of my mystery food, turns out it was an apple. I turn on the radio just to see what people are listening to now of days.
"If you do not want anything you have, make sure you're in it."
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"You've got a lot of nerve asking that considering your name is Dallas."
lmao I'm gonna cry that's not even close!
I'll go do the spoiler thing to mine.
"You see, I and Ignis have very different talents." He emphasized the word "I" and threw Ignis into his eyes. "It's a lot, a vision of beauty and intelligence, against Ignis, who is bothersome, but he dries."
Original was: “You see, Ignis and me have very different skill sets.” She emphasized the word ‘me’ and cast Ignis a glare. “There’s moi, a spectacle of beauty and intelligence, versus Ignis, who’s more disappointing than a dried up glue stick.”
"Can I tell him?" I saw Olivia's head.
He smiled "the sound of Saha, Cliff" here.
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"Can I see?" I tap Olivia's head.
She smirks. "Magic word, Cliff."
(Wow
Note: Olivia is v short)
"I always remember the engine," I said. "Pleasantly, caring for something, throwing black tea."
[heavens] [you'd think I wrote something about anthropomorphic cars talking about past lovers or something] [I didn't]
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“We always kept memories in glass jars,” I say. “No matter how insignificant it seemed, if there was anything tangible to remember it by, it would go into a glass jar."
"Have you traveled recently, sometimes far distance … you can change people" starts. "For example, I have been away from the anemone's kingdom for the remainder of my life, which is half of that of humans.You know how many miles of anemones are on the ocean floor and the land.They It is cold and bad. "Apart from the world"
Original: “Have you been off traveling recently~? Sometimes~, long distance travel spells can~… Change~ a person.” She starts. “For instance~, I was banished from the Anemone kingdom for the rest of my life~, and that’s when I became half Human. And, you know~, Anemone is at the bottom of the ocean and miles away from land~.” She smirks wickedly. “Practically a whole world~ away from land.”
(I don't know how to do the spoiler thing…)
Google translate:
"I'm trying to find everything."
"How do you feel?"
"Everything, Me, U. Us, Earthquake, Live Well."
original:
"I’m still trying to figure it all out.”
“Figure what out?”
“Everything. Me. You. Us. Global warming. Life itself.” She laughs quietly.
oh my lol I'll give it a shot:
"Hello". Levon ran impatiently to the garage (Will) and lifted a series of fireworks he had brought from his house: "Has a flame thrower?"
"My parents do not accept playing fireworks," he said quickly, ignoring the signal that he had driven the ejector into his room a little earlier.
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"Hey." Levon sprinted excitedly into Will's garage and held up a package of fireworks he'd brought from his own house: "Do you have a flamethrower?"
"My parents hardly approve of messing around with pyrotechnics," Will said shortly, neglecting to mention that he'd moved the flamethrower to his bedroom for fun sometime earlier.
"You are remove and destroy."
"I can not see it?"
"OK, decide your lighting"
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Get your hands off me or I will ruin the very ground that you are standing on.
Are you threatening me?
No, I am enlightening you.
Raavana was sitting in a black box of rage, and when he cried, "Leave me alone," he said sharply. "I was alone." Sign after the heat source is discovered when the problem has been removed.
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Rvan sat in the corner of the dark box, flinching every time the metal shrieked. “L-Let me out,” He curled in on himself as he spoke quietly, “Please, let me out.” The mechanism behind the spotless, aluminum walls made a screeching noise as the floor surged upward again.
Translated: Kiko is known as Takahashi's worldwide chloride, and its producers have nothing to do with it. I am looking for a shelter in the field.
Original: Kiko Jade Takahashi knew many things about the world- however one of them was not the blueprint of LAX airport. She was lost. Hopelessly lost.
Google Translate: When I saw this, I thought I was living, but I was not
Original: I knew I'd feel something when I saw it, but I never thought I'd be sad
Good grief how did that one happen?
Google Translate: "GROM?" Erin tried to try to shout, but she did not have the courage to lift her dead bodies to sleep.
Original Version: “Thunder?” Erin whispered, wanting to call out but not having the nerve to wake any sleeping mammal that might be close by.
(Man Google got really dark)
She smiles sadly. How much did your niece change? The deceased was the face of a happy and impatient teenager who was so agile that he was replaced by a woman whose face was hardened by a miserable war and the blood of millions of people in his arms.
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She smiled ruefully. How much her granddaughter had changed. Gone was the face of the happy, eager adolescent who was so keen to govern, replaced by a woman whose face was hardened by the wretchedness of war and the blood of millions on her hands.
(What the fiddle faddle google?)