oH GOSH WHY HASNT MY MOM CALLED THE EXTERMINATORS YET
For context, I sleep in the same room as my two little sisters who don’t yet understand the concept of cleaning up after themselves/not leaving sandwich crusts under the beds. It’s extremely annoying, but I’ll be getting my own room in a few weeks so I try not to complain too much.
So I was just chilling happily in my bed, drawing some fanart that I’ve been working on for way too long, when I noticed something on the wall right next to me…
A massive. freaking. COCKROACH.
I did what any human would do and ran out of my room screaming, while my dad went to kill the thing. Except he didn’t kill it. He tried but didn’t succeed, instead the creature fell either into my bed, behind my bed, or in the little bin I keep my sketchbooks/schoolwork, and he couldn’t find it.
He lost a live cockroach in my room.
I have successfully evacuated the place with all my important stuff, computer, sketchbook, headphones, etc, I’ve absolutely drenched my entire body in bug repellent despite it being not really meant for human skin, and I don’t ever want to go back there until someone cleans that disgusting room or the “bug guys” finally come to get rid of these pests.
How I’m supposed to sleep tonight? Not a clue! I would sleep on the sofa but my brother found a spider there the other day and I would rather die :D
We’ve had this minor bug problem for nearly a month and yet my mom hasn’t done anything… Someone please get me out of here
NOOOOOO I FORGOT TO RESCUE MY OPOSSUM PLUSHIE
Well, it’s too late to save her now… DANG IT STUPID BUGS
The cockroaches name is Clucky. You can't change my mind.
Then the spiders name is Bob.
Bob and Clucky, the romance of a lifetime in Ella's house. Is it Blucky, Bocky, Club, Clob, or Cob?
I mentioned this to my mom and she said she’ll call them Monday.
Monday.
After she calls them it’ll probably be another week before they actually come over.
I don’t think she understands how urgent the situation is.
Bob and Clucky, the romance of a lifetime in Ella's house.
…Hate to break it to you, but half the ship already perished.
we can still name a sinking ship fam
Bob and Clucky, the romance of a lifetime in Ella's house. Is it Blucky, Bocky, Club, Clob, or Cob?
It’s Clob. Definetly Clob.
I stan this no matter what we call it
When I was little whenever I told my dad there was a spider so he could take it outside he would ask for it's name. He thought it was funny. I did not. Although now i'm more chill and better at making up names on the spot so now when he asks I just "James Tedison the Third, get it out of my room."
alsjdflajksdflkajsdlfkjasdjf cockroaches are disgusting things
Once in study hall I was just sitting on a chromebook minding my own business and a cockroach landed on the keyboard. Out of nowhere. And I was in the middle of the room, too. I think someone threw it at me. Our school also has mice but that's beside the point. Cockroaches are nastyyyy
They are literally evolved to wallow in filth
Darn I can't bask in my sarrows by laying on my couch doing nothing all day.
Update: I've used up half my bottle of bug repellent spraying down each individual pillow and blanket I own along with my mattress and the areas around my bed.
Normally at this point, I'd feel perfectly safe, but this "bug repellent" is actually just a mixture of essential oils and water, there's no proof that it actually does anything, my mom just looked at some Facebook memes and was like "Oh yeah, this person says peppermint and citronella oils repel bugs, I guess that's all the protection you'll need! Who would ever make up lies on the internet?".
…
(To be fair, all the repellents that are proven contain awful chemicals that I'm irrationally terrified of and I wouldn't use them anyway, but aaaaaaaaajhgiolajhvgufhsjalkhvfoglgbsmaiieoihfkll I hate bugs)
Ella it will be alright. Just don't think sleep. And by morning you'll still live.
god i've been so happy for the past couple hours but my depression won't let me l i v e
whenever i have any goddamn feelings my brain gets uncomfortablr and shoves me into panic or sadness
My depression just knocks my will to do stuff out and all my energy. But for some reason I am energetic at night
oh the energy at night thing is just being a teenager
I was called a vampire queen and darkness queen by a friend when I went to her house a little earlier. It is dark outside I walked into her driveway as soon as I walked into the main part of their driveway all the lights turned off.
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