I know, I just wanted to make a bad joke my band director makes jokes that the flutes complain all the time. It's one of his two jokes

lol okay

and that's awesome jake!

Thanks i hope it she says yes, because i really like her, like BAD blushes

Yeah I hope she likes u back too! Cause that would be amazing and we don't want ur heart to be broken or anything!

smiles thanks izzy

awww yw! i believe in you!

Go, Jake, make us single people proud! You've got this! Don't let anyone or anything tell you different! You are beautiful! You are perfect! Don't let anything stop you from achieving your goal and don't let anything get you down! You go! Don't give up! If you ever dream of giving up, PM me and I will sure enough pep talk you out of it! Live your best life, babe!

(Sorry if this is weird, I just really like supporting people!)

Okay I don't really like little kids, but few things make me prouder than when you're sitting on the ground and one comes to sit on your lap and play with your shoelaces

As a fellow single person (though I'm mostly single because I'm not allowed to date) I approve of this message

Okay I don't really like little kids, but few things make me prouder than when you're sitting on the ground and one comes to sit on your lap and play with your shoelaces

What kind of little kids are you dealing with? My little cousin just insults my ukulele and then makes me take him back and forth from places as a taxi.

The toddlers at my church. It's the only time I don't vehemently dislike them

I adore toddlers, but babies? I am so bad with babies it's embarrassing. I love little kids though, and am fantastic with them. My boyfriend? He's been over to my grandparents when I've been baby baby sitting and he's so good with babies. I usually pay him half of what I get paid for it. He deserves it.

Most toddlers are ok. Some though…

I, honestly, flat out hate small children. I can't deal with their crying and screaming and would honestly end up wanting to murder them. But hey, they're not for everyone.

I, honestly, flat out hate small children. I can't deal with their crying and screaming and would honestly end up wanting to murder them. But hey, they're not for everyone.

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I, honestly, flat out hate small children. I can't deal with their crying and screaming and would honestly end up wanting to murder them. But hey, they're not for everyone.

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We're talking about Mary and an angel telling her she was pregnant and they're like imagine that and I was like _{……I'd be like, how am i, an asexual, pregnant?}

I, honestly, flat out hate small children. I can't deal with their crying and screaming and would honestly end up wanting to murder them. But hey, they're not for everyone.

I have to go to a K-8 concert today….wish me luck :'(

We're talking about Mary and an angel telling her she was pregnant and they're like imagine that and I was like _{……I'd be like, how am i, an asexual, pregnant?}

MOOD

I am here to tell y'all that I am currently laying horizontally in my bed {you know, opposite of how you're supposed to lay} with my legs on a swivel chair while covered in three blankets {one of which is heated} and let me tell you that this is the most comfortable I have ever been in all of my days

That sounds amazing except I have a loft bed so it's kind of hard to do that for me. Otherwise, you go live your best life!

Horizontal is normal. I think upside down or backwards is the word you want?

No, I think vertical is normal. Horizontal would mean you're perpendicular to the bed and vertical would mean you're parallel to it.

Guys.

"This just in, local citizen sleeps in bed standing like a horse."

Horizontal: The way the horizon line goes.