im so proud of this thread lol

It is a gem

Haahahhaheheheheheheeeeeheeeeheeee
rYaN

Dad I need help on my math homework.
Sure what's the problem.
What's 6 times 3.
6 times 3? 6 TiMeS 3?! WHATS 6 TIMES 3?!
6 TIMES THREE
SIX TIMES THREE
I dunno dad I'm asking you.
…..
Dad if you don't–
I'm calling your mother here.
What dad no–

THERESA

How do you get square balloons?
Blow square breathes

"WhAaAAt kiNd oF FucKerY Is tHIs"

ive never actually went to oovoo javer

WHO MADE THIS CHICKEN??
WHO MADE THIS CHICKEN??
THIS IS THE BEST CHICKEN I EVER HAD

FREE SHAVOCADO

Hey…. it’s free real estate

THIS BITCH EMPTY YEET

I'M THE SAND GUARDIAN
GUARDIAN OF THE SAND

Brandon, ask me what kind of tree I have.

No.

Brandon. Ask me what kind of tree I have.

No.

Just- Brandon, ask me what kind of tree

What kind of tree do you-

It's a Chris Pine

WHAT THE flip RICHARD

WHAT THE flip IS UP DUDE
STEP THE flip UP

back at it again at k r i s p y k r e m e
breaks sign while doing some parkour shit

@uh.Yeah.I.Sure.HOPE.It.Does! You wouldn’t believe how frustrated I was today. All around town, I was seeing these signs that said “ROAD CONSTRUCTION AHEAD” and I was just like errgghhhhhhh, then I saw some signs that said “SHOULDER WORK AHEAD” Like, come on! Why can’t there just be road work ahead signs??

WELCOME TO T T T T T T TT T TARGET

enters house
this is how i enter my house.
WHATS UP, F*CKERS

A potato flew around my room before you came
(screm)
O-CEAN MAN… TAKE ME BY THE HAND… AND LEAD ME TO THE LAND…

"Whats your thoughts on the weather"
"What's it to you, weather boy"

I WANNA BE A COWBOY, BAYBEH

dance sequence

Bring the beat in!

runs with a beet on a plate

Anything for you, Beyoncé!

I sneezed on the beet and the beet got sicker
sad music

hi welcome to chili's