…i put lipstick in your valentino white bag
…
SKSKS you spilled lipstick in my VALENTINO WHITE BAG

road work ahead?
uh yeah I sure hope it does

everyone say colorado!
zooms IM A GIRAFFEE

DONT FUCK WITH ME!
I HAVE THE POWER OF GOD AND ANIME ON MY SIDE!
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HURRICANE KATRINA?! MORE LIKE HURRICANE TORTILLA SHSGJDHGSGDHGS

MOVE IM GAY!

FRE SHA VA CA DO

MMOOHMYGOD SO AT MY SCHOOL WAS WALK-IN DOWN THE HALL AND THIS KID SHOUTS AT THE TOP OF HIS LUNGS “MOVE IM GAY” AND THEN THE ENTIRE HALLWAY JUST PARTS FOR HIM.

And they were roommates..

OH MY GOD THEY WERE ROOMMATES

this b*tch empty. *yeet

two bros sitting in a hot tub 5 feet apart cause they're not gay

P A T R I C I A

jared can you read number 23 for the class?
NO I CANNOT.
whaddup, im jared, im 19, and i never fkn learned how to read!

Adam

look at all those chickens

that was legitness

TIS BITCH EMTPY YEEET

slides down ramp Good evening

SURPRISE MOTHAFUCKER

BITCH, HIDE MOTHAFUCKER

YOU LIED MOTHAFUCKER

WRONG SIZE MOTHAFUCKER

…I can explain mothafuc-

Peel the avocado… GUACAMOLE, GUAC GUACAMOLE!

Help! My purse!

I'll save you! runs up wall and backflips

He's already gone..

Yeah but that backflip tho

Hi, thanks for checking in, I’m sTiLl a PiEcE oF gArBaGe

Oooo Bill Wurtz, lovely

well, when life gives ya lemons :]

Cabbatsu cabbatsu ca-bba-tsu

LETTACU LETTACU LE-TTA-CUUUU