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Started November 01, 2018 by @InfinityCry*

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How do you hit something accurately with a couch?
I am quite good with grapes, balls, pens, cushions an other smaller projectiles

How do you hit something accurately with a couch?
I am quite good with grapes, balls, pens, cushions an other smaller projectiles

I just hurl it at them… I mean… Don't get me wrong, I can hurl chairs, tables, chalk-boards, staplers, all that jazz. I guess it's intuition… The first time I hurled a couch at someone I missed, but I got the hang of it!

Nice…
I am very accurate with smaller projectiles
I am also good at dodging

Nice…
I am very accurate with smaller projectiles
I am also good at dodging

IIIIIZAAAYAAAAAAAAAAAAA! (Get it?)
(Me too. If you remember, I do throwing-weapons.)

Have zero weapon training but studies the concept

Have zero weapon training but studies the concept

It's not as much about the movements as it is…
a. Relaxing, and not fighting yourself with your own stance.
b. Using the tool as an extension of yourself.
c. Calculating the rotations in your head.

Who knew couch-throwing was such an art?

Who knew couch-throwing was such an art?

I'm talking about throwing knives and other tools.

Not just couch throwing…
Grape-throwing, pen-throwing, book-throwing, lunchbox-throwing etc. are all arts

I can teach you how to throw a couch, as long as you hsve the physical prowess for it.

Not just couch throwing…
Grape-throwing, pen-throwing, book-throwing, lunchbox-throwing etc. are all arts

Also true.

Yes…
Never tried throwing a couch before…
Are you supposed to hold it above your head or something?

What…
Warning: It's a spider

I just hold it over my shoulder and judo-flip it at people and things.

What…
Warning: It's a spider

I’m glad you realized half of it.

Nice…
You know what? I think I'll stick to projectiles that are smaller than chairs

I prefer knives, hammers/picks, and axes/hatchets
It's more intimidating because I don't miss
and I'm short af so I probably couldn't pick up a couch, even if I did have for the muscle for it

I prefer knives, hammers/picks, and axes/hatchets
It's more intimidating because I don't miss
and I'm short af so I probably couldn't pick up a couch, even if I did have for the muscle for it

Yeah. Knives are awesome. Axes are awesome too, and shuriken are my favorite (see my user), but hammer, picks and shovels work too.

I…think couches are too big and therefore more destructive but also more likely to destroy things it wasn't meant to destroy
Also it's just too much effort to pick up…

._. thanks guys

i did kinda interrupt a conversation tho

Yes…
But couch-throwing is definitely an art

Yes…
But couch-throwing is definitely an art

Another quote that will be remembered.

I usually don't destroy anything when I throw them. But I've only thrown a few.

Only a few…