Welcome to Notebook, where the debates run deeper than blood and the rudeness chat isn't being very rude. Where people love stirring up drama and making things about them. Welcome, to Notebook. And welcome to your own little podcast without talking, because who has time for that. Our first order of work, there are not enough fans on here. Seriously, we need some more ventilators here.
Anyhow, you are welcome to call in with theories or if you just want to talk, I'll always be here.
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This is me doing a kinda Welcome To Nightvale ish thing, but for notebook, this is all in good fun and I will be spreading lies and slander! If you wish to "Call In", just write Calling in! Have a nice day and remember, never leave your windows open.
Calling in
I think the fact we have to name roleplays is torture to us and is an inhumane act
Click.
This was "I don't want to be sad." By simple plan, now, for traffic.
It seems we have some crazed shippers out today, stay far away from the sinners and drink your pure juice. We're still fruitlessly trying to stop shipping but it's not happening. Many scientists have guessed that this is some sort of infection. But who knows. We also have some artists on here, good luck to you. Anatomy is hard, so is finding your own style.
Calling in
I think the fact we have to name roleplays is torture to us and is an inhumane act
Oh, it seems we have our first caller.
Hello Euric, I do agree that naming roleplays can be hard. But we don't want our lungs and brains to succumb to being normal, so we continue to make clickbaity titles.
Calling in
I think the fact we have to name roleplays is torture to us and is an inhumane act
Oh, it seems we have our first caller.
Hello Euric, I do agree that naming roleplays can be hard. But we don't want our lungs and brains to succumb to being normal, so we continue to make clickbaity titles.
I will not admit to making a clickbaity title as I have never made one clickbaity at all
Naming chats just in general is difficult. It makes my brain and my heels hurt. It hurts my heels, Logan. My poor heels.
That does seem to be a shame. Maybe your corruption has started at your heels. You should get a doctor to look at that. Also, remember to put a star of cake frosting on your heel if it continues to bother you. That works wonders on elevating pain.
Thanks for the tips. I'll let you continue, I just wanted to bring up that andrew (Our Supreme Lord and Overseer) may be a demon or spirit torturing us indirectly by making us name chats.
Of course andrew (Our Supreme Lord and Overseer) is a demon, dear caller. How else would he have made this site? It is obviously the work of dark magic-
I have just been notified by the Site's Central command that there is, in fact, no andrew (Our Supreme Lord and Overseer), definitely no Demon andrew (Our Supreme Lord and Overseer).
Of course. Well, I have to go now, my bread is freezing in the oven and I need to check if it's the right temperature below zero for me to take it out and feed it to Snazzy, the local feral cobra.
Farewell dear caller, I hope you call again~
And yes, we must keep Snazzy fed, no one wants to face the wrath of Snazzy when she's hungry.
How are you today, dear listeners?
Did you leave your windows open or closed last night?
Did you wear socks to bed?
Calling in
To answer your question, Logan, my windows were open last night, and to wear socks to bed is peculiar. That's just me though.
Click
Oh dear. Leaving your windows open on a night such as the last is a horrible desicion. The Notebooks secret police have a way of finding you and giving you an imagination blocker. Did you at least close the window when you left?
I made sure I do that. I agree, they do have a way of putting the imagination blocker on you, as of right now, I'm suffering from writer's block.
You may still have a chance before your imagination is sucked out. Do a random challenge video, then dab. The police will be too afraid.
Makes sense. I'll do that. Thanks, Logan.
No problem dear listener.
calling in I'm sorry… but I heard that there was a demon in the roleplaying board? andrew (Our Supreme Lord and Overseer) cursed it so that trolls would never come onto notebook.ai, but in the process, he made it so that roleplays could never be finished.
Click
Ah, I do know of this demon. We have tea every we have tea every Thursday at 13 I clock.
Calling in
you disappeared for a while there, I was worried you voted for the wrong person as mayor!
Click
Of course I did not vote the wrong person, that would be foolish. I was simply having some technical and emotional difficulties, I have returned after doing a few unspeakable things.
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Calling in
Logan, I fear for someone. They slept with their window open and have an imagination blocker put on them. Is there any way to help?
Click
Hm…. How long ago was the blocker put on them? There could still be hope for them yet.
