forum Weird Things I've Heard People Say

Started February 04, 2020 by @Tanehttac

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"Would you marry someone who is 4'11'?"
"That's almost a legal midget. A legal midget is 4'10"."
"What's an illegal midget??"

"It's like Yahtzee!"
"Yahtzee?? Didn't they invade Germany??"

"Sometimes when a kid gets up from a chair at my work, the chair is just full of a bunch of sand."
"Where do you work??"
"I work for my dad's orthopedic surgery business."

"Whoever smelt it dealt it."
"Whoever said the rhyme did the crime"
"Whoever says the lime… gets the brine…"
"Whoever says the lime should be FRIED."

"mMMMmmmMMmmM. Biodegradable wipes."

"Shrek is my favorite anime."

"Bungee jumping with chains is my favorite hobby."

"Why do people think squinting helps you see?"
"Because it does."
"Do asians see really well then??"

"I cut my nails with scissors today!!"