forum Weird Things I've Heard People Say
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"My grandpa is loaded. He's getting old so we're like 'grandpa, write a will. I mean, we don't want you to die, but we want your money.'"

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"My aunt has an English degree and she was an English professor and when she retired she wrote a thesaurus for every word that means 'fart'."

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"There's a neighborhood next to mine that is named 'Dream's End' and it's really sad because that's where all the old people live."

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"Don't speak ill of the dead!"
"I'll speak ill of the dead if I want! I'll also dance on their graves and DAB!"
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"I once had a dream where my sister got kidnapped and held hostage by Mike Wazowski and when I tried to save her, Mike bit my hand off."