forum Weird things Elise thinks of, a thread

Started Oct 21 by @Elise_Married_Five_Hargreeves

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Blood is like saliva but it's blood flavoured and instead of being in your mouth it's in the flesh shaped meat sacks on your calcium support rods

"calcium support rods" IM CRYING that is unsettlingly good XD

Everytime you randomly do a british accent that's not actually you it's a tiny british man and the random accent is a result of the man trying to claw up your vocal chords to escape so whatever you do do not let him escape do not let him escape do not-

what are you on

Can I post my own deranged thoughts onto this thread?

Uh this was mainly for me, but feel free 2 make ur own :D

"If you think about it, a hand is a crab that's been bisected and reverse-skinned for human use."

No I meant you can make ur own thread, cause this is for my weird thoughts 😭

Ohh