What dreadful situation hath wrought upon us? That we are to be attacked by a very villain that was not the cause of neglect. Not cause of choler. Not cause of wrath or one to be it fallen upon. Nay, simply a villain that stirs Are's mighty pot. That ravishes our land with no remorse. Aye, but trudge on we will, in the countenance we are spat, but in mind we have sinews
(I was going for a shakespeare thing and I think I did pretty well)
Hello, dear Moxie. Whatever seems to be the cause of this melancholic statement?
Tis an unpleasantness already known to thee. Something that befell our lands but yesternoon
Ah, a certain discussion? A certain claim?
Aye, tis the very vex
A simple task I bethought it as my first vex
Is this unpleasantness also known to I? Maybe, possibly, unfortunately maybe even caused by I?
Is this unpleasantness also known to I? Maybe, possibly, unfortunately maybe even caused by I?
Nay, never. Never the cause friend.
So what is it, my friend? I must know what troubles you so.
Nay. Tis a trouble thou need not worry thyself with, for 't will only bring thee displeasures. But concerns thou hast made be noted n' appreciated by myself.
My dearest Moxie, the smallest concern you have is one I am willing to bear beside you, for I am your friend and ally.
Ah! Mine dearest friend! I wondered when thy sharp tongue would make appearance in this place!
Tis clearly Jynnie's place.
Aye
Dear Jynnie, Moxie, Jay, Frances, how art all of you? Holidays have just glided past us, I do hope you all enjoyed this season of festivity.
They indeed have. Though mine own blood did challenge my nature and the soundness of my mind, I have come out of it whole and richer in both spirit and belongings. My friends helped to keep my mind sound and my spirits up as well.
It is difficult for me to describe my state of being of recent, Miri dear. It matters not though, as it does not affect me greatly at the moment. And you?
(wow old-timey talk is really hard)
They indeed have. Though mine own blood did challenge my nature and the soundness of my mind, I have come out of it whole and richer in both spirit and belongings. My friends helped to keep my mind sound and my spirits up as well.
Ah, I am pleased to hear this.
It is difficult for me to describe my state of being of recent, Miri dear. It matters not though, as it does not affect me greatly at the moment. And you?
(wow old-timey talk is really hard)
If you are sure, my dear. I am always here to listen in the event that your mind change.
Holidays have indeed left me o'erwhelmed and a small-barely noticable in the long sloughs of ordin'ry life-distraught.