forum Thread for people to be weird!

Started December 06, 2018 by @m1dn1g7t_ri0ts_13

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….Hi

I think Jello pigeons are weird.

….Yes

But chocolate chickens are just beautiful.

…Yes

ONE WORD: Peeps

….Wut

We have melted them for Easter celebrations before. It was fun.

Ooh nice

We watched their faces slowly melt.

When I was little I used to eat the goldfish without eyes first so the ones with eyes could watch their friends die before facing the same fate themselves… I am approximately not a psychopath

I laughed out loud and my brother is asking why.

He laughed too.

From now on this is how I'll introduce my 3 yo sister
"Hi. This is my sister. She's evil"

Sound idea.

….Yeah
How old's your brother?

20.

….OK then

Why?

Nothing

When I was little I used to eat the goldfish without eyes first so the ones with eyes could watch their friends die before facing the same fate themselves… I am approximately not a psychopath

I always ate their tails first, so they'd feel the pain instead of dying instantly.

Awww

What does the aww mean?

Because it’s beautiful.

It is. I used to blame my life problems on goldfish because I could make them suffer…