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@hopelessromantic

Why not both?

Okay, I pick left because I'm guessing that the majority of people will pick right and I feel bad for left.
BUT, what if other people are thinking the same thing and pick the left, leaving the right to abandonment?? So neither or both, I don't really like Twix in the first place but I can always use some chocolate candy.

What do you pick?

@Oakie Dokie

@hopelessromantic your point is valid, I totally get it if you don't like Twix. Neither do I.
But.
Left Twix is ultimately better than right, because of the way they layer the Caramel, nougat, and chocolate.
It is scientifically proven that Left Twix sends more positive vibes into the body than Right Twix.
Thank you.

@Turzelle

Well, Left Twix likes to say Kar-uh-mel.
Right Twix says Kahr-muhl.

I agree with Left Twix pronunciation, BUT I live in a place where Right Twix’s pronunciation would be more correct. And because I love where I live, I’m a right twixer. Also, cascading caramel over the cookie (as Right Twix says they do) is better than flowing it over because it show’s Right Twix’s ability to be poetic through alliteration. Therefore, Right Twix is indubitably increased in ingenuity.

@Turzelle

IT’S A PIECE OF CANDY! HOW CAN IT BE A SCAM? THIS ENTIRE ARGUMENT IS PROBABLY JUST SUBLIMINAL MESSAGING TO GET THE REST OF THE PEOPLE ON THIS THREAD TO BUY TWIX!

@m1dn1g7t_ri0ts_13

What’s the deal with left Twix and right Twix anyway? I think Twix was just desperate. They are both Twix. Why does it matter the way the caramel is put on? They both taste the same. THEY ARE LITERALLY THE SAME THING!

@Turzelle

They are. That’s why Left Twix is so despicable. They have the nerve to copy such perfection. They’re like identical twins. One is obviously older and better looking, but people still mix them up!
(Jk. I honestly don’t care. I can’t tell twins apart and I prefer dark chocolate XD)

@m1dn1g7t_ri0ts_13

They are. That’s why Left Twix is so despicable. They have the nerve to copy such perfection. They’re like identical twins. One is obviously older and better looking, but people still mix them up!
(Jk. I honestly don’t care. I can’t tell twins apart and I prefer dark chocolate XD)

Agreed. It doesn’t matter because I’d eat either one.