It's not really against your will
It was against my will when I got my wisdom teeth out. Plus, I say "general will" because in the long run, I know what they're doing is completely safe and monitored and I have nothing to bitch about, but still. I'd rather not with most drugs.
I know it's irrational, but that doesn't change how I feel.
Fun fact, if you're alive your skeleton is wet right now.
When you die, they replace your eyeballs with little balls so your eye sockets don't look all sunken in for your funeral
There was a serial killer who actually used red bouncy balls cause he couldn't get his hands on the good stuff
Fun fact, if you're alive your skeleton is wet right now.
well duh, you gotta marinate the bones somehow
Fun fact, if you're alive your skeleton is wet right now.
well duh, you gotta marinate the bones somehow
Note to self, marinate bones before doing the Science-
Fun fact: Roughly 1/8 of a teaspoon of arsenic is lethal. You could die in matter of half an hour, or a few days. It just depends on your tolerance level.
A handful of raw bitter almonds will kill you. The cause if death will be cyanide poisoning. Along with that, 40% of people can smell cyanide, and they say it smells like almonds. The rest say it's odorless.
Um. What almonds have I been eating?
A handful of raw bitter almonds will kill you. The cause if death will be cyanide poisoning. Along with that, 40% of people can smell cyanide, and they say it smells like almonds. The rest say it's odorless.
Apple seeds, peach pits, cherry pits, and apricot pits all have cyanide in them too! Just don't chew on them.
You can buy cyanide online as well
Disturbing fact:
Apparently I've been eating two foods wrong.
You're a fucking psycho. What the hell, Ace???
I know one other person in my life who eats the entire core and it’s mortifying to watch
You're a fucking psycho. What the hell, Ace???
Okay, I can explain. The first one was because of a Yosemite trip I was chosen for in high school (this was before I came to Notebook). We were always given an apple as our daily snack during our hikes, to munch and walk. My group's trail guide told us to eat the entirety of the apple, including the core. Why? Because in Yosemite you don't wanna feed the wildlife, especially the bears. If the bears link the humans with providing food, serious consequences could happen, most of which involve someone being stupid and almost dying, or bears causing general property damage. I spent a whole week with the 15 other kids in my trail group, eating the entirety of an apple nearly every single day. The habit has been ingrained in me to this day.
I legit just bite string cheese because it's the most effective method of getting it into my stomach the fastest. I do not have the time for the formality of slowly, sensually peeling it off, one piece at a time. I'm too impatient for that. I am a hongry boi on a mission–I want that cheese and I want it now.
I legit just bite string cheese because it's the most effective method of getting it into my stomach the fastest. I do not have the time for the formality of slowly, sensually peeling it off, one piece at a time. I'm too impatient for that. I am a hongry boi on a mission–I want that cheese and I want it now.
This is art
It still doesn't justify your crimes, but it's art
IT'S NOT SENSUAL
YOU PEEL IT CAUSE THAT'S WHAT YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO DO AND IT TASTES BETTER THAT WAY
IT'S NOT SENSUAL
YOU PEEL IT CAUSE THAT'S WHAT YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO DO AND IT TASTES BETTER THAT WAY
The only reason it tastes "better" is that you're putting your fingers all over the thing you're consuming. So you think it tastes better because you're ingesting your finger residue.
IT'S NOT SENSUAL
YOU PEEL IT CAUSE THAT'S WHAT YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO DO AND IT TASTES BETTER THAT WAYThe only reason it tastes "better" is that you're putting your fingers all over the thing you're consuming. So you think it tastes better because you're ingesting your finger residue.
No you nasty fuck
string cheese is to be peeled and that is final
string cheese is to be peeled and that is final
no
I refuse to conform
I also refuse to conform
Eating apple cores is the eighth deadly sin though
What the actual fuck
IT'S NOT SENSUAL
YOU PEEL IT CAUSE THAT'S WHAT YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO DO AND IT TASTES BETTER THAT WAYThe only reason it tastes "better" is that you're putting your fingers all over the thing you're consuming. So you think it tastes better because you're ingesting your finger residue.
No you nasty fuck
string cheese is to be peeled and that is final
no
I refuse to conform
I hope you get mosquito bites between your toes
IT'S NOT SENSUAL
YOU PEEL IT CAUSE THAT'S WHAT YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO DO AND IT TASTES BETTER THAT WAYThe only reason it tastes "better" is that you're putting your fingers all over the thing you're consuming. So you think it tastes better because you're ingesting your finger residue.
No you nasty fuck
Listen I may be a nasty fuck but it's not because I VOLUNTARILY CHOMP STRING CHEESE AND APPLE CORES so leave my nastiness out of this