I'll admit that was funny but can you top this lol:
A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, 'You're in here a lot. Are you an alcoholic ?' The horse ponders it for a second, then he says 'I don't think I am.' And poof! He disappears. Now, this is where the philosophy students start to giggle, as they are familiar with Descartes postulate; 'I think, therefore I am.'
But if I had told you that first, it would be putting Decartes before the horse
-_- Ok… What is the difference between a golfer and a skydiver?
What?
A golfer goes Whack! "Darn!"
A skydiver goes "Darn!" Whack!
Omygosh that's a good one
XD
What's green and has two wheels?
Sorry, I accidentally fell asleep. Also, I think I know this one.
It's all good. Sleep is important
I'm back! Again!
Why hello there
So… more cheesy jokes? Or should we wait until it's a little later?
We can do jokes.
What leaves a bigger imprint on the memory than a passionate kiss?
Idk
Your mum
Omfgosh
I was gonna say a stab wound, but I like that better
Haha!
Stab wounds also
Sally crossed the road to give her mum a hug. Instead, she went six feet underground. Why?
She got ran over
Either that or her mom was on drugs and didn't realize it was her daughter and beat the life out of her
Holy shit man I'm not that dark
But yes she got ran over
Okay just checking
On another note, I had a friend who's mother was abusive, and would try to hit her by asking for a hug
Wow interesting (in a terrible way)