forum The Best Chat (prob not but im bored. talk to me)

Started August 17, 2018 by @Pandapocalypse

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No, I'm just spouting randomness.

no, I have a thing where I send daily random facts to my friends so I’m just telling y’all them

A second is called a second because it is the second division of the hour by 60, the first division being a minute

If you have no debt and ten dollars in your pocket, you are richer than 25% of Americans.

Wow… I'm frickin richer than I thoght! But how come I still can barely afford stuff at Target and Walmart?…

Turtles can pee through their mouths and breathe through their butts.

When Charles Darwin first discovered the Galapagos Tortoise, he tried to ride them. He recalled that it was 'difficult to keep his balance'.

‘Stewardesses’ is the longest word typed with only the left hand and ‘lollipop’ is the longest word typed with your right hand.

Winston Churchill was born in a ladies’ room during a dance.

Wow…

Ten percent of all the photos ever taken were taken in the past 12 months.

There are more fake flamingos on Earth than there are real ones.

The longest time between two twins being born is 87 days. The first twin was born three months premature. Better late than never.

Most Muppets are left handed, because the Muppeteers are right handed and use their right hand for the Muppets’ head.

The first person to urinate on the moon was Buzz Aldrin, shortly after stepping onto the lunar surface. Don’t worry, he did it in his high tech suit that was equipped for just a thing occur.

The “Cat Piano” was made in the 17th century and consisted of a what looked like a piano with several caged cats at the back end. Each key would drive a nail into the tails of the cats, causing them to meow at different pitches. This idea was far from purrfect, and didn’t survive the test of time.

Steve Jobs would unwind by soaking his feet in the Apple company toilets.

Fredric Baur invented the iconic Pringles can. When he died, his ashes were buried in one. Sometimes the chips have a way of falling in all the right places.

You shall forever hate Pringles…

All Swans in England are the property of the Queen.

Citizen: "How many pets do you have, Your Majesty?"
The Queen: "9999749575598903"

Based on a psychological study:
A crush only lasts for a maximum of four months. If it exceeds, you're already in love.

woah

Based on a psychological study:
A crush only lasts for a maximum of four months. If it exceeds, you're already in love.

Interesting….
but based on my last crush i was in love with someone i barely knew
(Not my current one)

Heart attacks are most likely on a Monday

Because monday sucks

May 29 is the official put a pillow on your fridge day

nice
an icey nap

only 2% of the population naturally have green eyes