MARY HER RN

I WANT TO

CAN I OFFICIATE THE WEDDING AND WEATR A SUIT PLSPLSSPLS

soup of the year, any and all soup.
dear soup cult kingdom, i have no idea that there were so many ppl interested in soup until this, love you all my pookie wookies may ur soup never be cold….

EVER

– SOUPQUEEN (aka the founder)

Even if I put it in the freezer?

Especially if you put it in the freezer

This just in: Somehow, the soup in the bowls of a handful of people around the world refuse to get cold, resulting in a theoretically impossible feat–an infinite energy generator. More to follow at 5. I'm your host, Kelly DeNaro.

This just in: Somehow, the soup in the bowls of a handful of people around the world refuse to get cold, resulting in a theoretically impossible feat–an infinite energy generator. More to follow at 5. I'm your host, Kelly DeNaro.

HELP IM DYING OMFG

This just in: Somehow, the soup in the bowls of a handful of people around the world refuse to get cold, resulting in a theoretically impossible feat–an infinite energy generator. More to follow at 5. I'm your host, Kelly DeNaro.

heHEH we gotz super powers!

This just in: Somehow, the soup in the bowls of a handful of people around the world refuse to get cold, resulting in a theoretically impossible feat–an infinite energy generator. More to follow at 5. I'm your host, Kelly DeNaro.

heHEH we gotz super powers!

We gots LORE

puts a little jester curse on you so your shoes always sound like taps

oh c'mon I ALREADY GOT A CREAKY FLOOR

starts tap dancing horribly.

does the most horrendous fortnite emote I can possibly remember in the hopes it'll start worldwide cringe I'm evillllll

does the most horrendous fortnite emote I can possibly remember in the hopes it'll start worldwide cringe I'm evillllll

https://www.google.com/search?sca_esv=e9f3975971afe82a&q=dies+of+cringe+meme&tbm=isch&source=lnms&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwjA1dW3zoGFAxUxXWwGHdPPAr4Q0pQJegQIDBAB&biw=1504&bih=868&dpr=1.5#imgrc=fnX-ejzn455edM

IM SO FUCKING SWEEPY I HATE THIS PLACE!!

ITS 10PM GO TO BEDDDDDDDD

ah yes, that sweet sweet stress :)

also, I'm still under the weather, so today was a bad day to use a binder

I hope you feel better soon!!

waddup losers, guess who just got a phone!

AYYYYYYYY

AND I TRIED TO TALK TO HER, FORGOT HOW TO HUMAN, WENT BLANK AND STARED AT HER FOR TEN MINUTES, SAID '"IM SORRY YOUR REALLY PRETTY AND IM REALLY GAY" AND THEN LEFT

HEAR YE HEARE YE!!! ITS MY BIRTHDAY!

AND I TRIED TO TALK TO HER, FORGOT HOW TO HUMAN, WENT BLANK AND STARED AT HER FOR TEN MINUTES, SAID '"IM SORRY YOUR REALLY PRETTY AND IM REALLY GAY" AND THEN LEFT

dw fren, she may be pretty as hell but ur just as handsome/beautiful non-gendered QUEEN! im sure she thinks you're awesome!