@Relsey-TheElder
I'm really bored and want to converse with people for some strange reason, so How's the weather…. I guess.
I'm really bored and want to converse with people for some strange reason, so How's the weather…. I guess.
It’s literally a blizzard here. I was supposed to go to church this morning but I can’t because we have like a foot of snow over the driveway and a ton of ice. The snow on the trees is getting so heavy it’s breaking off the smaller branches.
We haven’t had a big snow since like 2010 and then we get two in the same winter
I live in Canada and there is only a light dusting of snow…… (I can see the freaking grass…..)
You can’t see grass here. Or really anything for that matter, just white white and more white
iT’S ALSO SNOW AS FFFFFRCICK
I'M IN FREAKING CANADA AND THERE IS NO SNOW!!!! WHAT IS THIS!!?!?
I”M IN FREAKING MARYLAND AND THERE’S SUPPOSED TO BE A FOOT OF SNOW
Did you wash your hair with maple syrup this morning?
SNOW!!!!
I’m living in a state of Missouri
Haha Missouri/misery oh look I’m so funny
Did you wash your hair with maple syrup this morning?
No….. That would be insane….. BUT I WANT A SNOW DAY!!!!!!
But I actually do live in Missouri.
hahahaha well excuse me ms i live across the fucking country ok
Did you wash your hair with maple syrup this morning?
No….. That would be insane….. BUT I WANT A SNOW DAY!!!!!!
You’re obviously not Canadian enough
Did you wash your hair with maple syrup this morning?
No….. That would be insane….. BUT I WANT A SNOW DAY!!!!!!
You’re obviously not Canadian enough
“How do Canadians take a shower?”
“Same as you, dunghole, we just get nice and wet, then we take out the syrup…”
Did you wash your hair with maple syrup this morning?
No….. That would be insane….. BUT I WANT A SNOW DAY!!!!!!
You’re obviously not Canadian enough
We all know that Canadians like to pour gallons of maple syrup into the snow, wait until it freezes, then play ice hockey on it while being super painfully nice to each other
Washing my hair with maple syrup, my curly, tangly, hair. that. that would end up being a sticky, matted, mess.
FYI: Maple syrup is the stickiest food item, ON. THE. PLANET.
Washing my hair with maple syrup, my curly, tangly, hair. that. that would end up being a sticky, matted, mess.
FYI: Maple syrup is the stickiest food item, ON. THE. PLANET.
Yes it is, but you’re Canadian so therefore it magically washes right out due to the excessive amounts of kindness
no it’s not
Washing my hair with maple syrup, my curly, tangly, hair. that. that would end up being a sticky, matted, mess.
FYI: Maple syrup is the stickiest food item, ON. THE. PLANET.Yes it is, but you’re Canadian so therefore it magically washes right out due to the excessive amounts of kindness
I would try it… I really would… But the risk is too big.
How did this go from "the weather" to "a really bad state pun" to "Canadian stereotypes"?
IDK
because that's what happens here
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