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Started February 26, 2019 by @MarDeColores this is not it kids

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Ceder and Emilia kept Vesper company, which meant that Ceder babbled about who-knows-what and Emilia shushed him while Vesper looked like he was contemplating murder.

“Hunter! Get up you dick!” Robert yelled. “You were supposed to stay in your room! Why the actual fuck did you throw a carton of eggs at me?”
Hunter put his black hands up. “You were looking lonely.” He chuckled.
“Lonely?” He yelled.
“Hah, yeah, nature is your lover.” He muttered as he passed out on the floor.

I thought that said "get your dick up"

“Hunter! Get up you dick!” Robert yelled. “You were supposed to stay in your room! Why the actual fuck did you throw a carton of eggs at me?”
Hunter put his black hands up. “You were looking lonely.” He chuckled.
“Lonely?” He yelled.
“Hah, yeah, nature is your lover.” He muttered as he passed out on the floor.

I thought that said "get your dick up"

XD

“No thank you.” Evalee shakes her head. “I’m not interested in dying alone and surround by those beasts.” she gestures at the monsters, who both appear to be eating the person from the store. I look away quickly.

Bryen looked at the ground. “You said Earth User, right? Hunter, what typically does the most damage against your magic? You have the closet ability to this guy.”
“Uh… Light magic I think?”
“Lightning is fifty percent sky magic, forty percent light magic and ten percent fire magic… Light magic by itself seems rare… “ James started.“The only people who could take him down would be Audra, Seraph, and I.”
“If only I could extract the light magic from the Amulets…” Bryan muttered. “I could infuse it with my laser pistol…”
She looked up at Bryan “Laser Pistol?”
“Hmm? Yeah, me and my bro create weapons and machinery, part of the reason I'm so dirty.” He gestured to his soot-covered body. “I was working on modifying my laser pistol to have better aim before I was called.” He gave a light laugh.
She nodded “I have an idea but I don’t think the pistol withstand it…”
He flipped his sunglasses up into his hair. “Bruh, we got some heavy stuff. Me and Rob have been doing this since–” he paused. “-I don't know a long time? Trust me, we had Ember set one of them on fire once. What’s the idea?”

“Calm down, you overgrown fireball, I’m teasing you,” Asura said, chuckling. Samil clenched his jaw, irritated, but said nothing, not wanting to give the Demon king the reaction he wanted. “You’re easy to anger, you know that?”

“I’m aware. I’ve been around for over 2000 years,” he said, moving past Asura and into his room as he spoke.

“2000 is young, I’ve been stuck in this clusterfuck of universes for billions.” He closed his door and followed Samil, who ran his hands lightly along Asura’s red furniture as he walked.

“Yet you still haven’t seemed to figure out how much of an obnoxious, self absorbed, prick you are.”

"Are you bloody sure about this? I don't know if-" Snail began.

"Bloody? Yes. Sure? Decidedly not. But it would help if you could stop wittering and pull the damned thing out!" Brie growled, looking down at the red mess of her shirt and the arrow in her side.

“You found something?” The Dove asks, leaning forward in his chair.
“Well, yes.” I grin. “Why else would I have called a meeting?”
“You didn’t ‘call’ a meeting.” The Raven interjects. “You burst into the meeting room and screamed ‘Nerium’.”
“And then I screamed ‘will be defeated thanks to me’.”
“After we were all in here, ready to fight.” Jaunyé points out.
“Same thing.” I wave the comment away. “Anyway, I have the solution to your woes.”

"Yell at abandoned buildings! Commit arson! All in the name of stupid emotions!" Stella cheered Davin on as they both did as was described by Stella.

Here’s a few of my new ones
—-
“Add miud
hy sma dujyw kydas
hy sudd vywzrah idd
hy sma ylvw idd
tmy ylv ao tupy
tmy dywzrahyr
tmy gav
NUQ!”

They chanted repeatedly, like some sort of ritual. A ritual taking place upon a mountaintop, looking out towards a large mountain range.
—-
“Damn, didn’t think you’d return.”
Rahar looked down upon the humans. “Why, when I was going back into that ocean, didn’t you hear me speaking? Quote on quote, I said ‘Well, I know I’ll be back. I’ve been on this planet 2000 years and let me tell you, you humans repeat your history. Starting wars, fighting each other over silly things, serious things.. for years, stuff that would take my species a few days to clear up. I’ll be back, trust me.’”
“Huh. Well, you weren’t lying.”