forum Shower thoughts

Started August 27, 2018 by @yeetus

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if i had no bones could i go right through my straw?

If ants could talk, would they squeak like the cartoon characters do when they are shrunk?

Going off what andrew (Our Supreme Lord and Overseer) said, HOW DID HELIUM FIRST GET INGESTED? DID SOMEONE JUST THINK "I'M GONNA SUCK ON THAT HELIUM THING, YUM!"

I wonder who looked at a cow and thought, "I'm gonna milk that"

If the earth is "flat" how do you explain that wiggly table or chair. Huh huh? The earth is round. Fight me on that.

did the first person who died from a bee sting feel ashamed

The first person to sing must've thought they have really weird lisp or something

The first person to domesticate a cat mustve been crazy

You gotta give thanks to the humans who died finding out what plants we can and can't eat.

I wonder what the first human to write a book was thinking

It's not like books suddenly sprang out of nowhere. Stories were spread by word of mouth before that, someone just went to write them down.

well yeah but that must've been so weird, to write it down

Absolutely.

If you're over 30 years old, you were born before/are older than every dog in the world

Do prehistoric hunter hunt the best skins to make cloths for their girlfriends just some men nowadays do?

at some point, you were the youngest being in the universe-ever

Humans spend an average of almost a quarter of their lifetime been a kid and 3/8 as an old person. Why?

Someday a person will turn on the news and see that the last living person from the 20th century has died.

Maybe in prehistoric times, getting a sugar-high is like getting high on drugs