forum Shower thoughts
Started by @yeetus
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@HighPockets group

They say there's a skeleton inside you, but in reality you think using your brain, so YOU ARE INSIDE THE SKELETON.

On a related note, what makes you you: your body or your brain?

@WriteOutofTime

when you take pain meds, the pain doesn't disappear…it's still there you just can't feel it

your organs are constantly shifting and squirming…

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^^(fun fact! It can be called a zebroid (also zedonk, zorse, zebra mule, zonkey, and zebmule (lots of crazy mashes!))

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a hundred years ago, you had to be a millionare to have a car. now you have to be rich to have a horse.

@yeetus

Humans used think they're special because they have two legs. In that logic, chickens would be geniuses. They have wings

@HighPockets group

Since taxidermy is frowned upon, or even just makes people (mostly children) uncomfortable, why do we call both their toys and taxidermies "stuffed animals?"

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The first person who heard a parrot speak was probably not okay for several days.

@yeetus

Do make yourself seem better, say, "I am the sister of the second cousin of the wife of the brother of the grandfather of the great-grandchild of the cousin of the ex-husband of the sister of the nephew of [insert celebrity name]"