forum Shorties Club (JOKES ON YOU, TIS I THE SMOL BEAN LORD DUSKIE)

Started September 30, 2018 by Deleted user

tune

Wow

Ask me anything about being a short intimidating person.
(I'm a boxer, I fence, and I can throw 150 lbs like it's nothing. Plus, I live in the good ole state of Alaska. It makes me extra tough….)

Whoaaaaa

Yeee Boi. I'm going to go. I need my sleep…

I WIN!!! I AM 4'7"!!! I AM THE ULTIMATE SMOL BEAN! I AM A REAL LIFE HOBBIT AND NONE OF YOU SHALL CONVINCE ME OTHERWISE!!!!

Oof

Ay. A fellow Hobbit. Where are ye from? Bag End? Northfarthing? Southfarthing? Eastfarthing? Westfarthing? Buckland? Westmarch?

I'm 5'6….does that count?

Ye may be a little tall. Let me check my facts…

oki den

The are about 4 1/2 to 5 feet tall depending on the tallest hobbits.

oh oki den

I an a Took! I have gone off adventuring nevertheless, I am from Tuckborough as most of us Tooks are.

I'm from Bag End… I pull some relation from Samwise Gamgee, and his 13 children…

More closely related to a Baggins though.

oki den

come join our club

I'm 5'3.5"

I’m 3/4 of an inch taller than you

i am 4' 10 and 3/4"
i still has growing to do but im a certified arm rest for my toller friends and im good at hugs

Ayyyy me tooo! I'm 5' 0'', and I'm dating a 6' 2'' dude…. I'm also really good at hugs, and being armrests.

5'2" and dating my partner who is 5'3" and still growing while I am not. I absolutely adore hugs and physical contact and am a strong smol who can pick up my 6'0" and 210 lb father

I was the tollest fren. Then they grew and I didn't. Now I'm the smollest fren. Like my closest friends are 5'8", 5'7", and oh heck he's gotta be at least 5'10". Literally two of my friends who are 2 years younger than me are 5'6". I have three smoller frens and that's it :( and I don't go to school with any of them.

The average height for men is 5'9", and the average height for women is 5'4". Under those are considered short.

Whaat?? That’s short

That's in America anyway…