forum Shorties Club (JOKES ON YOU, TIS I THE SMOL BEAN LORD DUSKIE)

Started September 30, 2018 by Deleted user

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but i just asked qeustion….. whi….. ;-; das meaan

HAVE I BEEN FUCKING SUMMONED

I'M CLOSER TO THE GROUND SO I HAVE THE RAGE OF SATAN INSIDE ME AAAHHHHHHH

I will also climb you like a fucking jungle gym if you make fun of my height. I'm basically 17 but 5'2" and have been confirmed by doctors that there is no way in hell I can grow any toller

we has found our smol lord

HAVE I BEEN FUCKING SUMMONED

I'M CLOSER TO THE GROUND SO I HAVE THE RAGE OF SATAN INSIDE ME AAAHHHHHHH

I will also climb you like a fucking jungle gym if you make fun of my height. I'm basically 17 but 5'2" and have been confirmed by doctors that there is no way in hell I can grow any toller

I HAVE TWO FRIENDS LIKE THAT!!!!

Winter is 5'1……

im like 5'3

I may be smol but I can fucking lift 220 lbs of weight
Fight me lmao

Yes I am smol lord

One is big into karate so I don't mess with her.
The other is just intimidating so I don't mess with her.
Believe me, you haven't lived until you've seen two 4'10" girls pin a 5'11" dude to a fence so they could steal his basketball.

I mean, i beat up 3 highschoolers when i was in third grade…

i dont believe i belong here… i too tol… ;-; i shall lev now

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I am the outlier as I am 4'9. Very short for my age. I claim title of smol lord. We shall duel so I can become the alpha

de tol one levs

de odder tol leves too

nu com bac

Carrie Fisher was 5'1" we should make her our guardian smolangel

We shall duel for smolest lord

But nah I forfeit. I will be right-hand to our smolest lord

I shall rise

You forget, i created this thread MWAHAHAHAAH

but that’s unfair

Lmao but I'll be 5'2" or even shorter (gravity makes people shrink) for my entire life so I am possibly the next Carrie Fischer

CoOl

I am smol lord duel me you imposter

I'm 5' 1"……… So far the second smolest……

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I am the outlier as I am 4'9. Very short for my age. I claim title of smol lord. We shall duel so I can become the alpha

gasp

yes, gasp, no one can un-smol me

One is big into karate so I don't mess with her.
The other is just intimidating so I don't mess with her.
Believe me, you haven't lived until you've seen two 4'10" girls pin a 5'11" dude to a fence so they could steal his basketball.

Oh, you've never lived until you've seen a 5' 1" girl up on her roof screaming at a bear in Scottish…. Believe me. That was intimidating…… (I should know. It twas me….)