forum shakespearean insult battle, anyone?
Started by @Leo-Valdez-Is-The-God-Of-Chaos
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Deleted user

Death’s head upon a Mop-Stick, white-livered weakling, thou art a flesh monger, a fool and a coward.

Deleted user

Thoust patronizes me with no true knowledge of what he gets himself into. Better a bird on my tongue than a beast on yours!

@Althalosian-is-the-father book

Ye be both as foolish as you are verbose you wild mannered swine that reel in drunken stupor. Be filled with any more vileness and your fat could overflow and let the putrid puke spout from all orifices like as a rotting egg when hit by a hag’s sling.

Deleted user

You common cry of curs! whose breath I hate
As reek o’ the rotten fens, whose loves I prize
As the dead carcasses of unburied men
That do corrupt my air, – I banish you.

@Althalosian-is-the-father book

When e’r I have a need of thoughts most foul
So often do I turn my thoughts to thee
With hate I think upon thy horrid scowl
With shrinking skin I wish my mind could flee
From thinking of your grin like vultures prowl
I swear it’s better swinging from a tree
So in this last display of lasting hate
I comfort me that you shall never mate

Deleted user

A most notable coward, an infinite and endless liar, an hourly promise breaker, the owner of no one good quality, I do applaud with scorn.

@Althalosian-is-the-father book

You hold yourself above my “worthless taunts” and yet laudable you are forced to deem them. Now who is the greater teller of untrue tales? Varmint! Your head is off of you and rolling in the dung.

Deleted user

Uh…. your mom! Just kidding, I'll be more accurate to Shakespeare:

Villain, I have done thy mother!

Deleted user

Only because thou hasn't thy own!

(Eh-scue-fuggin-moi?)

@TeamMezzo group

Thou speakest as though ye have talent thyself!
Sniveling hound, thy clumsy tongue is no match for my sword-sharp wit!

(sh*t man you're good uh i need to think)