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@yeetus

Eggplants are really just tomatoes turned evil

It's aubergine, not eggplant you Americans. We should never have let you go in '77, the Queens English is the only true form of English, the EU shall never keep us down, RULE BRITANNIA! sips tea imported from India and drives Mini made of German-Japanese parts

It's Australian
HAPPY BIRTHDAY STRAYA!
Australia is awesome because we didn't even have to fight a war to become a country

@Mercury Beta Tester

"Come out!" said the magical fairy (〃・ω・)ノ~☆・゚+。*゚・.+

"No" ┬┴┬┴┤(・_├┬┴┬┴

@The-N-U-T-Cracker

Eggplants are really just tomatoes turned evil

Its aubergine, not eggplant you Americans. We should never have let you go in '77, the Queens English is the only true form of English, the EU shall never keep us down, RULE BRITANNIA! sips tea imported from India and drives Mini made of German-Japanese parts

It's Australian
HAPPY BIRTHDAY STRAYA!
Australia is awesome because we didn't even have to fight a war to become a country

Of course you didn't have to fight, no one else would ever want that spider-infested kangaroo wasteland you call "Australia", everyone wanted the land of the bald eagles, pew-pew machines and bacon grease instead. #ProudMurican

@yeetus

Eggplants are really just tomatoes turned evil

Its aubergine, not eggplant you Americans. We should never have let you go in '77, the Queens English is the only true form of English, the EU shall never keep us down, RULE BRITANNIA! sips tea imported from India and drives Mini made of German-Japanese parts

It's Australian
HAPPY BIRTHDAY STRAYA!
Australia is awesome because we didn't even have to fight a war to become a country

Of course you didn't have to fight, no one else would ever want that spider-infested kangaroo wasteland you call "Australia", everyone wanted the land of the bald eagles, pew-pew machines and bacon grease instead. #ProudMurican

We have free healthcare

@Overdoneyanoveltropeyesplease

I started watching Lucifer on my friend’s Netflix account because I wanted to watch it when it came out and my mom wouldn’t let anybody watch it, so now I’m watching in an act of rebellion. Also, my geometry teacher won’t let me go to my locker until after class, but we aren’t doing anything right now. And that’s not even an exaggeration.

@The-N-U-T-Cracker

Eggplants are really just tomatoes turned evil

Its aubergine, not eggplant you Americans. We should never have let you go in '77, the Queens English is the only true form of English, the EU shall never keep us down, RULE BRITANNIA! sips tea imported from India and drives Mini made of German-Japanese parts

It's Australian
HAPPY BIRTHDAY STRAYA!
Australia is awesome because we didn't even have to fight a war to become a country

Of course you didn't have to fight, no one else would ever want that spider-infested kangaroo wasteland you call "Australia", everyone wanted the land of the bald eagles, pew-pew machines and bacon grease instead. #ProudMurican

We have free healthcare

Free healthcare isn’t gonna do much if you’re stuck in French fry grease outside a McDonalds after being pew pew pewed at multiple times by a bald eagle screeching “FREEDOM” at the top of his lungs while all children are brutally murdered in front of people’s eyes and the planet crashes and burns… We may not be the greatest country but we would definitely win

@yeetus

Eggplants are really just tomatoes turned evil

Its aubergine, not eggplant you Americans. We should never have let you go in '77, the Queens English is the only true form of English, the EU shall never keep us down, RULE BRITANNIA! sips tea imported from India and drives Mini made of German-Japanese parts

It's Australian
HAPPY BIRTHDAY STRAYA!
Australia is awesome because we didn't even have to fight a war to become a country

Of course you didn't have to fight, no one else would ever want that spider-infested kangaroo wasteland you call "Australia", everyone wanted the land of the bald eagles, pew-pew machines and bacon grease instead. #ProudMurican

We have free healthcare

Free healthcare isn’t gonna do much if you’re stuck in French fry grease outside a McDonalds after being pew pew pewed at multiple times by a bald eagle screeching “FREEDOM” at the top of his lungs while all children are brutally murdered in front of people’s eyes and the planet crashes and burns… We may not be the greatest country but we would definitely win

…It would
Besides, because of our awesome gun-control policies children wouldn't be brutally murdered in front of us

@Althalosian-is-the-father book

(I was thinking abortion when I said that but we don't want to start the world's slowest political debate considering we can only respond once)

I'm always willing to debate. It is a proven fact that a fetus is a human baby. And I think killing human babies is wrong.